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important story by mike tyson (a story about police, females, liquor, determination)

Started by Mike Tyson, Apr 6, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Apr 6, 2017
    At least you drove I can't fathom being beta enough to let a chick drive for me drunk let alone sober
     
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  2. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 6, 2017
    bro this was 100% the end of my story if i made it back to the crib anyway :laff:
     
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  3. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Apr 6, 2017
    Mike tyson while she was driving:
    I cant handle no liquor
    but these b------s cant handle meeeeeeeeeeeee
     
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  4. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 6, 2017
    i'm brown skin with green eyes, girls don't even know bro

    i'm a different ethnicity every weekend
     
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  5. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Apr 6, 2017
    Its a miracle i dont drive into the gulf of Mexico every saturday
     
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  6. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Apr 6, 2017
    :whew: u next level wit the cac eye color
     
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  7. Views
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    Views New nikka, just new nikka

    Apr 8, 2017
    @Mike Tyson my brown friend, werent u in a deep s--- relationship a week ago ;/
     
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  8. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 8, 2017
    this story is from 3 summers ago
     
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  9. attila
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    attila

    Apr 8, 2017
    It is kinda cheesy let a female take you home cause you are "more drunk" than her, but being responsible is key to a safe ride home in that situation, even if she was (less) drunk as well.
     
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  10. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Apr 8, 2017
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 8, 2017
    If you inject alcohol instead the breathalyser won't detect it
     
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  12. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Apr 8, 2017
    just hit me, but @Mike Tyson can pull off a thinner dj khled
     
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