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  1. Motor City
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    Motor City

    Apr 8, 2017
    First time for everything...
    I work as a pizza driver while i'm in college and tonight I delivered to this apartment in this s--- stain city, won't say which city though. Live and work in the metro Detroit area. I get to the door, knock on it, he comes out and says he's waiting for his brother cause he had the money. He went back inside and made a phone call.
    So I wait a few minutes then two dudes come walking up the stairs and they looked sketchy as f---. They came up on my right side and right when I looked at them the dude on my left swung at nailed me right on the side of my head and dropped me. The other two dudes pinned me up to the wall and they said they'd s---t me if I didn't give them all the money I had... thankfully i'm paranoid and prejudice as f--- towards apartment people lol so I left most of my money in my car and only carried $20 in with me in case they needed change. So I showed them my wallet and gave them all the money, only $20 haha. They made me flip my pockets too and my brass knuckles and knife both fell out and they kicked them away from me but didn't take them lol. Then they ran. They took the pizza too smfh.

    I hope they're satisfied for all the trouble they went through just for $20 :hov2:
     
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  2. Motor City
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    Motor City

    Apr 8, 2017
    I need this
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  3. Motor City
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    Motor City

    Apr 8, 2017
    I've taken bigger L's tbh :idk:
     
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 8, 2017
    @bot stay safe out there bro
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Apr 8, 2017
    this happened cuz ur name is murder mitten
     
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  6. attila
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    attila

    Apr 8, 2017
    I'd rather be in @Murder Mitten shoes then to have been stuck here reading your reply.
     
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  7. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Apr 8, 2017
    20 and a pizza
     
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Apr 8, 2017

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  9. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Apr 8, 2017
    now i want pizza
     
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  10. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 8, 2017
    I wonder how Bot would've handled the situation
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Apr 8, 2017
    enjoy this quote then
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Apr 8, 2017
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Apr 8, 2017
    1) You live in Detroit

    2) Brass knuckles and a knife :lmaooo:
     
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    attila

    Apr 8, 2017
    Tanks
     
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    Ronald333333 i left future on pluto cuz that boy was too geeked

    Apr 8, 2017
    u p---- af
     
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