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Eminem Best Posts: create your own Eminem cringe bars

  1. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Apr 18, 2017
    Put Sarah Michelle Geller in a seashell, sell her
    as a geisha and tell her
    ye shall dwell better than Helen Keller in a diesel well and
    I'm a felon, Ellen
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    and f--- donald trump with a disgruntled stump
    a stunted funk, put him in somebodys trunk
    and, blast him with a barrel of crunk
    a terrible one, obtuse diagonal punks
    get your back right like an animal runt


    i saw dem thighs like a lumberjack r---r
     
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  3. Jb27
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    Jb27

    Apr 18, 2017
    Stick my d-ck in a banana cause I'm f---ing bananas
     
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  4. Winter
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    Winter Super Comfy

    Apr 18, 2017
    This was a thread back on SL, the best one I remember from that time was "Rocks knocked me off my donkey, other words I'm stoned off my a---"
     
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  5. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 18, 2017
    Holy f--- this thread was a horrible idea
     
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  6. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Apr 18, 2017
    f--- Ja Rule, and Donald Trump is actually cool
    Yea that's right, we're both white, POWER
    Cowards, go take a shower, you smell bad
    I pissed on you, Miley Cyrus, and her dad
    URINE! for a nightmare when I spit like this (chainsaw noise)
    Just like Guerrera when he met my...................
    .....
    ...
    ....
    FIST!
     
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  7. NAES
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    NAES gay

    Apr 18, 2017
    I'm about to smack up Kellyanne Conway with some jelly and parfait, spaghetti as entree, sweaty and sauteed ready for sauce spray a pepsi and latte the deadliest hotcake, with a bentley, an arcade, an m3 a parkway, a chevy the hard way in her belly and prostate, causing plentiful HEARTBREAK.
    ................
    ..................
    I'm edgy and raw -WAIT! takin a selfie with Andre.....
    etc etc
     
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  8. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    holy s--- i knew @Spatula was gonna drop the :emoji_fire: but if i didnt know any better i would think Em wrote these lines himself
     
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  9. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    when I spit like this (VRNN VRNNN)

    *em fans cream their pants*
     
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  10. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 18, 2017
    I'm waiting for spatula blessings
     
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  11. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    but stans youre in sweden how did u get to sweden?
    we follow you Em u told us that u werent leaving
    you lied to us Em now you made Em sxn sad
    we just wanna give you this coin
    it says "top 5 rappers eminem slim shady marshal b-rabbit white guy from d12"
     
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  12. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 20, 2017
    ^^^^

    Lot of ya'll delivering actual cringe itt
     
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  13. DetroitDGAF
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

    Apr 19, 2017
    you make this thread when i have no ideas to rip marshall a new a---.


    heres my attempt:


    "welcome to create your own eminem cringe bars MFer"
     
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  14. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. NAES
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    NAES gay

    Apr 20, 2017
    OP wanted ironic cringe
     
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  16. 83837477
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    83837477 Test Account

    Apr 19, 2017
    Boy I'm the s--- like what's in office
    Slap Tay Swift with a sausage
    Rap game in a carcass
    The kids they want knockers
    Sip lean make some profit
    Haile she my daughter
    f--- with her get pissed on this a slaughter
    Shady be the future all I do is stay honest
     
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  17. RG9
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    RG9

    Apr 18, 2017
    Slim shady shi--ing on the toilet, so the pass the paper
    and I don't sing hymns maybe that's because I'm a serial a--- r---r
    Now pass me the cereal, the grass too, a lassoo, a baboon in Cancun, a plate, an eighth of a paper stapler, an eraser, a cat, and a placemat too,
    And f--- rebooting a computer
    I'd rather s---t a looting commuter, a women on a scooter to then salute her, now that's what Shady calls a risky manoeuvre mixed with a frisky intruder
    I'm now bigger than Biggie with a cougar and a hoover so let me flex like lex Luther now what more have I gotta do to prove my heads full with this pencil
    And Paul, where the f---s my red bull
     
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  18. Goldy
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    Goldy

    Apr 18, 2017
    honestly this would be fire if young thug used this
     
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  19. Ronald333333
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    Ronald333333 i left future on pluto cuz that boy was too geeked

    Apr 18, 2017
    [​IMG]
    throwback
     
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  20. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Apr 18, 2017
    I'm pretty satisfied with the way it turned out
     
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