Feb 2, 2016

Doesn't really bother me that much I guess.

I am engaged lol

 

Feb 2, 2016

i just laughed irl, wasn't expecting that at all lmao. Could've said that in the OP, kind of makes your circumstances/this story 100x worse.

 

Feb 2, 2016

I must admit reading OP it sounds like a textbook porno storyline.

 

Feb 2, 2016

Well did I get the part or not? Don't hold back give me your best c-m"shot".

 

Feb 2, 2016

I think the only reason she is doing these things is because I guess in a way I sort of look like my uncle did like 20 years ago lmao.
- Bare in mind this is just an assumption as to why she is acting this way. I also told my fiance about the scenario and she laughed at me so there's that also.

 

Feb 2, 2016

your assumption aligns with my opinion on the situation, so its a factoid now. She's probably not getting enough from her husband, so your fresh meat for her. I've known girls who like get off by just knowing people are watching. Would make sense too seeing as she hasn't said anything to you, just sorta done it on "accident"

 

Feb 2, 2016

Are you 100% sure she saw you the time with the dildo? She could have been looking in the general direction of the door but more focused on other things to really notice?

Could be that she is just a bit bored and trying to add some excitement into her life? Try to ignore the feelings she is provoking in you, there is so much at stake, your missus, family dynamics. If it gets too much you might need to discuss it with. Take her out for a coffee to do so. If she is trying to tempt you and you try to talk about this s--- at home I could see it going badly.

 

Feb 2, 2016

Right so it makes sense now on what I should do.

> First take her to an extremely fancy dinner get her all hyped up for the night ahead of her.
> Take her out to like a park or something and discuss how her week has been and you know just "CLEAR THE AIR".
> After we finish talking we head back to the house.
> When we get to the house I remove my shirt and expose my progressing abdominal's.
> Catch her mid stink eye looking at my abdominal's grab her by her hand and guide her up stairs.
> Tell her to wait in the room for a minute while I prepare the final surprise of the evening.
> Put on a rabbit costume and hop on all fours into her room while wielding a carrot dildo in my hand and a bib that says feed me.

Thoughts?

 

Feb 2, 2016

I thnik it's a great plan. Unless she's into that kinda thing, you'll likely turn her off and scare her away. just be carefull she might be into it and follow through by pulling out her carrot strap on. then you're f-----, literally.