Aug 23, 2016

1. I'm almost always getting lost, even if I'm like hella close to my house..
2. I knew arabic before I knew english; also know a little french and spanish

3. Total fitness addict to the point that it's actually a bad thing. Love cooking but I'll weigh everything I eat just fit my macros; also have a personal trainer

4. Anyone who meets me says my driving is insane. Used to street race till I popped 2 tires going 120 on a highway in one; lowkey saving for a Kawasaki atm

5. Went from sketching to designing tattoos for my friends and I pretty much decided to be an eye doctor in 10 years cause I think they're hella pretty

 

Jul 14, 2016

1) I was supposed to be a quadruplet but all three of my twins miscarried and I was the only survivor.

2) In 8th grade, I was diagnosed as a Type I Diabetic.

3) I'm from Tampa, but I'm currently a Sophomore at Point Park Univeristy (in Pittsburgh) pursuing a degree in Musical Theatre (13th in the Nation for Musical Theatre).

4) In my first semester of freshman year, I wrote a 120,000 page book in 32 days.

5) Even though I'm a stage (and sometimes film) actor and most people in my profession are pretty flamboyant (you know the stereotype), I'm deeply passionate about sports and very competitive, so I founded and am currently president of the Football Club at my school. We have games every week and this year will play a couple games against other schools in the area with football clubs (not teams) so that'll be excitingly.

Fun Bonus Fact) I applied to Harvard aa a joke so I could snub them for s----s and giggles (if I didn't end up pursing theatre, planned on being a lawyer) and I ended up getting in, so that was nifty.

 

Jul 14, 2016

3) you don't know how to make a list in a single post

 

Jul 14, 2016

1. I can't fall asleep without ESPN on
2. I was misdiagnosed with cancer when I was 9
3. I snuck into Roy Halladay's playoff no hitter in 2010 then got caught a week later trying to sneak into the NLCS and had to pay a $500 fine
4. My favorite food will be chicken fingers until the day I die
5. I once drank with Allen Iverson at the Dave n Busters bar in Philly

 

Jul 13, 2016

 

Jul 13, 2016

Coco

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. I've been high almost 24/7 for the last 7 years and still perform above average at college
2. I steal cactus's from people's backyards and cut them up then cook it up into some juice cactus (contains mescaline; sort of of like a natural LCD) and trip out, I swear it's the worst tasting thing you will ever voluntarily drink but its super fun and last 12 hours + of tripping the f--- out.
3. I once shelved a MDMA pill (shelving is when you insert a pill up your anus, apparently it kicks it in harder)
4. When I was 6 years old my parents caught me in the closet licking my friends p----, not sure if i knew what i was doing at the time at all
5. I once surfed every single day for 4 months.

f--- i Just realized how much I'm the man.

 

Aug 23, 2016

I'm looking at the Night Rod

 

Aug 23, 2016

1. I did ballet/pointe for 13 years
2. I graduated from cosmetology school but I'm not doing hair anymore
3. just found out I have an oral fixation (like biting at my lip til it hurts)
4. sometimes my laugh can be annoying I think, but idc (I snort too)
5. I love to put my music on loudly and sing in my car (I'm not v good at singing but I love to do it anyways)

 

Jul 14, 2016

- I buy video games and movies and never open them because I can't be bothered

- I grab my cat and hug and kiss it like it's my only child

- I do anal (or try to) with every girl I've been with

- I go to psychiatrists and pretend to have mental health issues so they give me cool medications

- In about 10 years time I'm gonna be a neurosurgeon (not kidding)

 

Jul 14, 2016

some of you guys have issues lol

 

Jul 13, 2016

1) I was a great basketball and baseball player growing up, and had a few D1 basketball programs (De Paul, Drake) already interested in me before I broke my femur and tore my knee up my freshman year of high school. (it's still f----- up)

2) I'm from Iowa and have never traveled outside of the midwest. The furthest I've gone north is Minneapolis, the furthest I've gone west is Kansas City, the furthest I've gone south is St. Louis, and the furthest I've gone east is Chicago.

3) I honestly think Busch Light is the best beer there is, and it's affordable, so f--- yeah.

4) I can sing, and I'll have my own home studio in a few months hopefully. Just gotta wait till all my roommates move in. I'm a talent show winner and everything. CreativeSXN, be on the lookout.

5) Whenever I'm high, I try to be insanely productive for some reason. Almost every single time I make sure the dishes are all done and that my room is clean.

Honorable Mention fact: I once beat @Soldier in a beer-shotgunning competition after he only had 2 beers and threw up.

 

Jul 13, 2016

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. I shat my pants once at a club after havin some bad drugs but managed to pull a girl so f----- the girl while my shat pants were on the floor then whacked em back on without her seein and bailed
2. Got really drunk once playing golf drove s golf buggy out of the course across a highway and parked it in an office car park, when an office worker asked me what i was doin i replied "its alright... I'm just doin a u-ie" (australian slang for u-turn)
3. I've run out on the field with my football team at the start of the game twice (probably the only person in aus to have done that i reckon)
4. My old man was the "come on down" guy on the Australian Price is Right and I got to cameo a few times when I was younger callin people down as well
5. I f----- a 28 year old mum in vegas mainly because she told me her son had the same name as me and I thought it'd be a funny story

 

Jul 13, 2016

f---ing h---

 

Jul 13, 2016

Fluke, or Godly?

 

Jul 13, 2016

i'm a witness for the last 6 months

 

Jul 13, 2016

- my hands use to sweat uncontrollably (hyperhydrosis) until i had a procedure that fixed the problem for good. one of the best decisions of my life.
- i won the EA Sports Madden Challenge in 2004 in green bay, wisconsin
- people leaving their DVDs/blu-rays/video games out of the case and on the floor (so they can get scratched or smudged) is a pet peeve of mine and something i can't stand. and its why I usually don't let ppl borrow my discs. too many ppl do this.
- on one of the very first times i drove out of town, i got completely lost and went lots of miles out of my way, and it took me almost the entire day until i finally got to my destination. its a good thing i have GPS now lol
- i'm a huge minnesota vikings fan and on the very first game i got to see live......they won on the very last play and it happened right in front of me. can't get much better than that for your very first game!

 

Jul 13, 2016

4. Since I was a kid I've had this thing where if an inanimate object inconveniences me in some way I fantasize about giving it consciousness only to beat the s--- out of it for whatever it did.
5. Torture/gore videos don't bother me, when I'm irl and show my friends or vice versa I have to put on a front of being disgusted.

 

Aug 23, 2016

It's been 40 minutes and @Nori hasn't jumped on this quote yet?