Jul 14, 2016

just listened to 4pm in caldfabas for 4 straight hours

 

Jul 14, 2016

lol take it easy. narsh is my achilles heel, and i still love him.

at least im not copping to watching incest p--- wtf

 

Jul 14, 2016

strong bipolarity to username to avy ratio.
not sure if bragging in the other things doe

 

Jul 14, 2016

Been doing this every night for years

 

Jul 14, 2016

Mother's Day in 2003 I noticed a big lump on the back of my knee, so I showed my parents and we went to the children's hospital of Philly. Of course they were freaking out but I had no care in the world being a 9 year old. Then the doctors do all there tests and call us back saying I have cancer. My parents don't want to believe it so we go to get a second opinion, but the second opinion also concluded I had cancer. They said we should go forward with procedures and stuff. But being a 9 year old I asked if I could finish out the baseball season since there were bolt a couple weeks left. Then at the end of the two weeks my parents take me to this prestigious hospital in Delaware for a third opinion and they come back and tell me the other doctors were wrong and I actually have a rare benign tumor called a "periosteal chondroma." Then I sat in on some big round table of doctors and they assured my parents that I in fact did not have cancer. 13 years later I'm still here so I guess they were right lol. Although I could have been a rich man if I did go through with treatment right a way on the misdiagnosis lol

 

Jul 14, 2016

nah man I don't brag.. I was just naming 5 random things about me throughout my life

 

Jul 14, 2016

oh well everybody has his inner demons.

 

Jul 14, 2016

- I buy video games and movies and never open them because I can't be bothered

- I grab my cat and hug and kiss it like it's my only child

- I do anal (or try to) with every girl I've been with

- I go to psychiatrists and pretend to have mental health issues so they give me cool medications

- In about 10 years time I'm gonna be a neurosurgeon (not kidding)

 

Jul 14, 2016

1) I was supposed to be a quadruplet but all three of my twins miscarried and I was the only survivor.

2) In 8th grade, I was diagnosed as a Type I Diabetic.

3) I'm from Tampa, but I'm currently a Sophomore at Point Park Univeristy (in Pittsburgh) pursuing a degree in Musical Theatre (13th in the Nation for Musical Theatre).

4) In my first semester of freshman year, I wrote a 120,000 page book in 32 days.

5) Even though I'm a stage (and sometimes film) actor and most people in my profession are pretty flamboyant (you know the stereotype), I'm deeply passionate about sports and very competitive, so I founded and am currently president of the Football Club at my school. We have games every week and this year will play a couple games against other schools in the area with football clubs (not teams) so that'll be excitingly.

Fun Bonus Fact) I applied to Harvard aa a joke so I could snub them for s----s and giggles (if I didn't end up pursing theatre, planned on being a lawyer) and I ended up getting in, so that was nifty.

 

Jul 14, 2016

1) I never learned how to ride a bike
2) Stabbed myself in the thigh on accident with small kitchen knife once
3) i once had a nose bleed while asleep and almost bled to death
4) No condom when i first had sex, but the chick came all over my d-ck riding cowgirl.
5) I can do really good kermit the frog voice.

 

Aug 23, 2016

01.) I didn't learn how to ride a bike until I was 14.
02.) I'm a germophobe and I wash my hands before and after everything.
03.) Despite being a germophobe, I have a fetish for girls feet, and feet are never thought to be the cleanest, most hygienic thing in the world.
04.) I'm right handed, but I've always jacked off with my left hand.
05.) I got expelled from high school in 11th grade.
06.) I've kept up with Pokemon since I was a baby, I always know everything about the games before they come out.
07.) I take rapping/music very seriously and it's all I want to do in life.
08.) I am currently a starving artist. I do commissions so I never know when my next paycheck's gonna come.
09.) I'm 18, and I moved to Mississippi from Maine away from all friends and family to live with my rapper friend I met online so I could record my mixtape with him. I miss Maine and I want to be back for Fall.
10.) Sometimes when I yawn my jaw feels like it dislocates and it goes numb. It's painful af, but it only lasts about 20 seconds so I don't make a big deal out of it. It's been happening for years. My dad says it happens to him too, and we have the same exact sneeze, so maybe we're f---ing up somehow.

 

Aug 23, 2016

01.) i can bend my thumb all the way against my arm
02.) i have pet squirrels, (only 1 officially as a pet, but she goes in the yard when theres others out here, she comes back)
03.) i cant stop biting my f---ing nails, f---ing help if ur reading
04.) was homeschooled because of my gastro issues, mmmp
05.) used to collect wwe figures when i was a lil boy n had a stage, ring and all the music on physical cds for the intros lol

this all i got i think, ill add more

 

Aug 23, 2016

1. I'm a sperg.
2. Am bilingual.
3. Chronic procrastinator
4. I'm really skinny due to high metabolism, so people always think I don't eat enough.
5. I continue to purchase games even though my backlog is immense.

 

Aug 23, 2016

1. I did ballet/pointe for 13 years
2. I graduated from cosmetology school but I'm not doing hair anymore
3. just found out I have an oral fixation (like biting at my lip til it hurts)
4. sometimes my laugh can be annoying I think, but idc (I snort too)
5. I love to put my music on loudly and sing in my car (I'm not v good at singing but I love to do it anyways)

 

Aug 23, 2016

stoppppp I have this problem
I hate that I do it but I can't help it

 

Aug 23, 2016

sry for multiple posts but I died @ this

 

Aug 23, 2016

hi i'm csw

1. I release eminem albums
2. I call myself rosicrucian even though I know it's probably a scam like every other religion
3. I may or may not be a racist depending which forum you ask
4. my iq is over 160. I won't say the number because since the test all scores over 160 have been deemed immeasurable. it goes to my head
5. I love you all

 

Aug 23, 2016

Ahem...
All of it.

 

Aug 23, 2016

1. I'm almost always getting lost, even if I'm like hella close to my house..
2. I knew arabic before I knew english; also know a little french and spanish

3. Total fitness addict to the point that it's actually a bad thing. Love cooking but I'll weigh everything I eat just fit my macros; also have a personal trainer

4. Anyone who meets me says my driving is insane. Used to street race till I popped 2 tires going 120 on a highway in one; lowkey saving for a Kawasaki atm

5. Went from sketching to designing tattoos for my friends and I pretty much decided to be an eye doctor in 10 years cause I think they're hella pretty

 

Aug 23, 2016

when you wake up, stick each of your fingers in your ear once, then when you bite your nails it will taste like s--- and you wont do it again @emostar