Serious Best Posts: The Near Death Experience Thread

  1. attila
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    Aug 1, 2015
    **rub back
     
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  2. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Dec 29, 2014
    @DoCE can't die...he's like your love for Eminem
     
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  3. Mike02
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    Dec 29, 2014
    Back when I was 16 I snuck out for the night and went to a party. I drank and smoked, stayed awake all night without sleeping cuz I had to work at 7AM. So around 6AM I left the party and got on the highway to drive to work. I set my cruise control for 70mph. That's the last thing I remember. I fell asleep while driving, drifted across three lanes, and wokeup in the grass between the two highways, almost all the way through the grass and onto the oncoming highway, with my cruise on, going 70 mph. Thankfully I wokeup when I did and there was no guard rail and the grass was flat, cuz if any of those three things went differently I would've been dead at 16. Stupid teenage mistake that could've ended in a tragedy.
     
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  4. FLORIDA MAN
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    Dec 20, 2014
    Cuz you're black
     
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  5. attila
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    Aug 19, 2017
    Does surgeries count?
     
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  6. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 19, 2017
    Oishi
     
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  7. rhilo
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    Aug 1, 2015
    dead i stay hitting invisible brakes :dead3:
     
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  8. Oldboy
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    Dec 27, 2014
    and years later you found your way to SXN80...see how life works :uyku:
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 20, 2014
    The time I snuck in to a girls house and f----- her in her bedroom while her dad was asleep 2 rooms away. :mjcry:
     
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  10. Worm
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    Dec 20, 2014
    Jet 5 minutes before it went down
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  11. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Aug 19, 2017
    Reading one of my old posts
     
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  12. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Aug 19, 2017
    You have a serious problem you know that ?
     
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  13. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Aug 19, 2017
    Ya'll mfers needa stay away from water
     
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  14. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Aug 19, 2017
    ITT: sxn80 full of ppl that can't swim
     
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  15. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 19, 2017
    Almost drowned.

    Started to black out and accepted that I was gonna die.
     
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  16. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 19, 2017
    Holy f---
     
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  17. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 19, 2017
    Sick a lot as baby
     
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  18. Mild Bobby Sauce
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    Mild Bobby Sauce 3 apples tall

    Aug 1, 2015
    Almost died during/week after birth because
    Seizure in my junior year theater class from taking bad acid, nearly birt my tounge off

    overdosing on way too many of my meds after an awful argument with my partner last year, almost died but managed to vomit some up after talking to my mom on the phone
     
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  19. sxneighty123
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    Aug 1, 2015
    I got hit by a car when i was 12, it looked pretty bad. Ended up with a broken jaw, leg and s--- loads of bruises. That was probably the closest moment to dying for me.
     
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  20. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 1, 2015
    It's always weird seeing someone struggling under water in a pool bc you never know if they're in need of help or just playing around. I also fund it hard to fathom how ppl drown surrounded by others..it's all so weird
     
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