Dec 28, 2014 This other time I left my girls house with her going back our college town and so like 10 min out her town it's nothing but grass and roads and so I'm driving going like 75 80 and there's a orange flashing stop light and on the other road coming across are stop signs. As I'm approaching this light I notice this big a--- truck is driving fast and I'm like wtf slow down and next thing you know I'm like 5 feet from the light and this coon runs the stop sign n----- going 90 at least. I tried telling my gf somethjnng but I choked up and my heart stopped this fa---- somehow hits the breaks and skids hard-core and I justtt pass him somehow and he keeps going just managed to slow down and not hit me. dawg I start yelling at life after I see his a--- pass me in my rear view . I thought that was it for us. I was so scared. I felt bad cause I felt like it woulda been my fault a coon been scared passing lights ever since
Dec 28, 2014 I experiment it at least three times. First time, I was 12. I practiced surf with a homie. We ignored all the warnings around the beach which forbid swimming. We really didnt give a f--- despite waves were high. So we surfed and then waves just stopped. We went far. We thought that these warnings were a joke. Then high waves just began back. My homie understand that and left his board to swim underwater. Me ? I was like a f---in r----- trying to fight waves. And i lost. I drowned and drank waters believing it will stop waves. I fought i was finished... Fortunately, the waves stopped again and my homie saved me. He was like Jesus this day. I would like to thank this MFer who attempt to k--- me several times.
Dec 28, 2014 i almost told my mom to go f--- herself it was then when my life started flashing before my eyes i begged for her forgiveness after saying the letter F
Dec 28, 2014 When I was baby, my pops told me that me and him were involved in a hit and run with an 18 wheeler. At the time, he had this small pick-up truck(forgot what kind) and I guess the 18 wheeler was making a turn and somehow rolled up on my side of the pick-up truck(I'm in a car seat and in the front) nearly crushing me, so my pops checks to see if I'm alright and while he was doing that the truck just kept it moving. So he calls my mom and was like "baby we got into an accident" so we pull up and my mom is hysterical tryna see if I was hurtbut after all that they never took me to the hospital or anything to be sure I was ok
Dec 29, 2014 Back when I was 16 I snuck out for the night and went to a party. I drank and smoked, stayed awake all night without sleeping cuz I had to work at 7AM. So around 6AM I left the party and got on the highway to drive to work. I set my cruise control for 70mph. That's the last thing I remember. I fell asleep while driving, drifted across three lanes, and wokeup in the grass between the two highways, almost all the way through the grass and onto the oncoming highway, with my cruise on, going 70 mph. Thankfully I wokeup when I did and there was no guard rail and the grass was flat, cuz if any of those three things went differently I would've been dead at 16. Stupid teenage mistake that could've ended in a tragedy.
Dec 29, 2014 Lmao, i used to f--- with a polish girl, & once we finished, her family used to make me home-made polish food, they thought i was polish (as most irish people are pasty white, im quite tanned & people mistake me for being a foreigner, i have had people speaking Polish,Latvian,Dutch & Lithuanian to me over years) so i couldnt understand a word they were saying to me, but it was cool as f--- getting food after f---ing her, it was like i was awarded lol The same thing used to happen too with my ex girlfriend (who is lithuanian), she lived in an apartment with her two sisters, the walls were paper thick & they could hear everything, the reason i know they could hear everything is, i could hear them talking while i was getting my ron jeremy on lmao
Dec 29, 2014 Word I've been in a very similar situation. At that point dinner is just about the last thing on your mind
Dec 29, 2014 Same thing with my ex her parents room was right beside her, her bed made so much noise and she dud too. I remember this one time I was f---ing her and teasing her a--- with my hand and she was screaming at me to f--- her in the a---, never have I been offered such good fun sum and got the dirtiest looks at breakfast
