Serious The Near Death Experience Thread

Started by Oldboy, Dec 20, 2014, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. attila
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    Dec 29, 2014
    You are weak just like a rodent in the grasp of a rattlesnake.
     
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  2. Criza Malone Hamilton
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    Criza Malone Hamilton Check the birthdate. n*gga you ain't Ric Flair

    May 26, 2015
    Bump we need some more stories.
     
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  3. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    May 26, 2015
    only have one and idk how near death you can really say it is but anyway. i was up in the mountains riding dirtbikes and atv's with friends for the weekend and we were in areas i never been before so i probably shouldn't have been going so fast but i ended up coming over a hill and then it dropped off about 45-50 feet into brush. destroyed the bike and i knocked myself out. had to get stitches in my head, had a concussion, 2 broken ribs and a hairline fracture on my ankle

    don't know how many people here that have broke any ribs but that was one of the worst things i've ever done. that s--- was terrible it hurt to even breathe just laying down in the hospital bed and at home.
     
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  4. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    May 26, 2015
    i was in a very major car accident almost five years ago. when we went to look at the mangled car at the autoshop the next day, the mechanic took off his hat and solemnly said, "sorry for your loss."
     
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  5. The Product
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    May 26, 2015
    I almost died at 6 months old so i dont remember it but i had some disease that i cant think of the name right now. I was in the hospital with a lot of tubes and s--- connected to me.
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    May 26, 2015
    When I was 4 years old in my bedroom there was a nest of wasps (above the ceiling). One morning my mother heard a strange sound, and she took me out of the room. An hour later the nest fell through the ceiling on my bed. This isn't a typical close to death story but I'm almost sure if I was still in my bed when they got through the ceiling, it wouldn't have ended well
     
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  7. because the internet
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    Driving home on the motorway, it was snowing and dark. skidded, hit the middle barrier thing and backed up to the side of the road. found out the airbags in the car didn't work and if they activated properly, shards of the metal components would fly out and k--- me. so thank god they didn't go off. also, the car was written off after because the bumper was completely inside pushed in
     
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  8. YoungShelby
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    YoungShelby K Dot

    May 26, 2015
    Someone pointed a gun at me, that's pretty close :idk:
     
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  9. Connor
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    May 26, 2015
    Went through a few months on valium, cocaine and booze. Didn't know what valium was at the time and how it affects you so was f----- up for a few months, was selling stuff as well and one night I sat and ate a bag of 50 e's like sweeties. Almost ripped my stomach to pieces
     
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  10. Apoogies
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    Apoogies wuu2?

    May 26, 2015
    I was once seated between 2 very large people on a plane, I swear at one point they were causing turbulence
     
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  11. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    May 26, 2015
    Few years ago I was at the beach swimming in ocean, me and my best friend got caught in a strong rip tide and starting getting pulled out really far to sea, he barely managed to make it back to shore but I couldn't make it back on my own, eventually was struggling just to stay above water, thought those were gonna be my last moments and I was surely going to drown, but luckily there were life guards on duty and they got to me just in time.

    had other two close calls too, one almost being a bad car accident, I was in a SUV and my friend was driving on the highway going about 50 mph and the car infront of us slammed on his brakes, my friend swerved and our SUV almost flipped over with two of my wheels in the air.

    another time I almost overdosed on molly (mdma) , took to much and started feeling really sick, my forehead was burning up, I was too scared to go to the hospital though in fear of my family finding out, luckily I recovered on my own.
     
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  12. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    May 26, 2015
    2 years ago I was at my friend's house with like 5 of us just chilling in a basement and they all went into his dad's gun closet, which wasn't locked. (I wasn't going near it because I don't f--- with guns. and especially not after this) One of my friends eventually ended up with a muzzleloader in his hands and it was loaded without the safety on. He aimed it at me and pulled the trigger and the whiplash caused him to miss my face, but I had no idea what was going on. It felt like a flashbang went off. I couldn't hear clearly for a week. It was some of the scariest s--- ever.
     
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  13. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    May 27, 2015
    Doctors told my parents I was gonna die at 8 months old. Not sure what the initial diagnosis was but yeah, they were wrong.
     
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  14. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    May 27, 2015
    @Big Mitch what a stupid and s--- friend.

    I guess I live life in the safe lane compared to you guys, the closest I've ever been to death was waiting at a bus stop, a car driving by seemed to lose control and drove up the curb, nearly hitting me and another lady sitting there.
     
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  15. Oldboy
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    May 27, 2015
    Like joe, never give up....stand up
     
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  16. Oldboy
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    May 27, 2015
    Lmfao
     
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  17. Juney Dark
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    Juney Dark Art Deco Killer Mango

    May 27, 2015
    Sorry but :wth:

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  18. Chigzzer
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    Chigzzer Man's on that grind

    May 27, 2015
    Nearly got run over by a police car, was like 8 at the time and the police were chasing someone so we're going fast as f--- :emoji_fearful:
     
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  19. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    May 27, 2015
    Koolo is an Ashita no Joe fan? :weebey:
     
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  20. Oldboy
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    May 27, 2015
    it inspired DBZ to happen...ofc i am

    top 3 animes of all time
     
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