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Serious The Near Death Experience Thread

Started by Oldboy, Dec 20, 2014, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 19, 2017
    Oishi
     
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  2. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Aug 19, 2017
    Tried reading a long @Deadpool post

    But also I was very close to a deathly accident that happened a mile away, which involved several cars
     
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  3. Nino Brown
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    Nino Brown Draped up and dripped out

    Aug 19, 2017
    ducked a shooting in 10th grade.
     
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  4. Hana Song
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    Hana Song Señor Wiggles

    Aug 19, 2017
    If I had a dollar for the amount of times I've almost been hit by a car!:coffeespit:
     
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  5. attila
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    attila

    Aug 19, 2017
    Does surgeries count?
     
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  6. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 19, 2017
    Holy f---
     
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  7. Nino Brown
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    Nino Brown Draped up and dripped out

    Aug 19, 2017
    thats what i was sayin. i aint tryin to run at seven in the morning. like the f---
     
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  8. kidkuro
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    kidkuro local black man

    Aug 19, 2017
    Well I've attempted suicide 3 times so I guess those were the closest moments I've been to dying
     
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  9. shadysbeat
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    shadysbeat

    Aug 19, 2017
    I was riding a bike and truck almost crossed me
     
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  10. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 19, 2017
    Almost drowned.

    Started to black out and accepted that I was gonna die.
     
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  11. RipperRipper
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    RipperRipper

    Aug 19, 2017
    i nearly drowned in yo mommas p----
     
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  12. RipperRipper
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    RipperRipper

    Aug 19, 2017
    nah but i nearly drowned 2 times in my life

    thts why i s--- a--- at swimmin cuz i dont f--- with deep water tht s--- scary
     
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  13. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Aug 19, 2017
    ITT: sxn80 full of ppl that can't swim
     
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  14. Victim
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    Victim

    Aug 19, 2017
    Almost drowned in June out on Lake Michigan, thank god a kayaker saved me or I would've been a goner. Boat flipped about a mile from shore.
     
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  15. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

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  16. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Aug 19, 2017
    Ya'll mfers needa stay away from water
     
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  17. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Aug 19, 2017
    You have a serious problem you know that ?
     
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  18. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Aug 19, 2017
    You work things out with ur roomate?
     
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  19. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Aug 19, 2017
    U really got me on that one pal


    nottttttttt
     
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  20. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Aug 19, 2017
    Haaa ..soo closest I been to dying would be Huntington Beach 8-10 ft waves ...my arm leash snapped lost my board...fellow body boader saved me
     
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