Serious The Near Death Experience Thread

Started by Oldboy, Dec 20, 2014, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. TimmyT
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    TimmyT Self-Taught

    Aug 19, 2017
    one time, during the winter, it had just started to snow and there was only a small layer of snow covering the ground. i was headed to work, and there's a tiny little hill you have to drive down to exit my neighborhood. as i made my way down the hill, my car wouldn't stop and i was headed straight for the living room of someone's house which was at the bottom of the hill.

    once i got off the road and onto the person's lawn, the car stopped. this was a very scary moment for me, but it just goes to show that it doesn't take much snow for you to lose control of your vehicle. and once i gained control of my vehicle again, i looked over and noticed 2 other people who had spun out as they were trying to make their way into the neighborhood
     
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  2. Joey
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    Aug 19, 2017
    Apparently I almost drown as a youngiling, one time when I was about 8 I rode my bike right in front of a speeding car luckily I managed to pedal out the way jusst in time, good on the driver for the quick reaction but f--- you for hurling abuse at me. Another time I was on an old rollercoaster and the harness didnt lock in until right before the loop that was prettt f-----. Ive been in a car crash going 160kmh and another at 90kmh both times there were trees everywhere its a miracle we didnt hit any... uhhh idk im sure theres more. Pretty sure my old step dad was gonna k--- the family after coming home drunk and strangling my mother probbaly tryna k--- her luckily my sis saw and got him away. Its scary because he had reasons to do it to cover up some f----- s---. Ah my grammer is awful cbf editing.
     
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  3. lil peeps last xan
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    lil peeps last xan Errol will return in 2019

    Aug 19, 2017
    Stepped on a sheet of ice and nearly slid off a 400 foot drop. My little brother did the same a few minutes earlier but he weighs less so he stopped before the edge. I was on my way off but he grabbed my leg and saved my life.

    Crazy on the way sliding down I just accepted I was dead, it was spooky. Anyways I'm not dead and you're all stuck with my s--- posts for eternity
     
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  4. nineteen99
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    Aug 19, 2017
    A bullet ricocheted near my head, by the time it vibrated near my ear, i was mind-blown by how much force such little thing can have(metaphorically n-----, no puns). There were cops chasing and old Yugo (the meme car) and the car just stopped a guy came out, started shooting at the cops and whatnot, I was a spectator away for like 300-400 meters, as far as I know, i d--- near was killed over some bs. Them dudes were stealing logs for f--- sake, imagine you die by another n----- that was doing some dumb s---
     
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  5. stzenit94
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    Aug 19, 2017
    Rolled my first car (rolled about 3 times) was a write off, all windows smashed up, bumper gone etc. Roof completely caved in. Not a scratch on me lol. As I was rolling I was thinking how this is what dying in a car is like. That would've been my last thoughts. No one understood how I survived, neither did i.
     
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  6. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Aug 19, 2017
    Reading one of my old posts
     
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  7. relapse 2
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    Aug 19, 2017
    hmmm been run over when i was a baby crawled behind my dads car and that was it
     
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  8. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Aug 19, 2017
    almost drown twice
    almost drove my car off a cliff while high
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    ya thats it
     
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  9. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 20, 2017
    Glad you're still here with us.
     
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  10. Oldboy
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    Aug 20, 2017
    Using ktt huh?
     
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  11. attila
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    Aug 20, 2017
    Why did you attempt suicide if you would've succeeded, we wouldn't be blessed with a great poster like you.
     
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  12. Oldboy
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    Aug 20, 2017
    Great pet talk
     
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  13. 1999
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    Aug 20, 2017
    I think your dad tried to murder you
     
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  14. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Aug 20, 2017
    Outside of dreams and a couple suicide attempts I can't rly recall ever being close to death
     
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  15. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    Aug 20, 2017
    Passenger in a friends car during my freshman year. We were drunk as h--- and the party we were leaving wasn't to far from my home, but bad judgment will be bad judgement since the homie wasn't ever in control of the car and we slammed into another parked car. Still got a small scar near my lip but luckily I wasn't too hurt, unfortunately our friends in the rear seats ended up getting it worse.

    Managed to avoid a drive-by one time when I was younger in South Bronx. Was biking home with my best friend and we see a group of guys who were known in our block for being d--- dealers. We started peddling away from them but a slow moving car with the lights off also pulls up and I remember my buddy screaming at me to hop off the bikes and run past these gates. After we climbed over it, I remember a bunch of bullets blew through it and my best friend did get scraped on his arm. The Neighbors all eventually got outside to see what happened and 2 of those dealers unfortunately were casualties, still count my blessings it could have been two more had it not been for some poor aim and my best friend's instincts, really miss him.
     
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  16. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 20, 2017
    where do i even start
     
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  17. 1999
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    Aug 20, 2017
    you okay man
     
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  18. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Aug 20, 2017
    As okay as I've ever been

    Which is to say

    No :waynedown:
     
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  19. CallMeSas
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    Aug 20, 2017
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  20. kidkuro
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    kidkuro local black man

    Aug 20, 2017
    :damnfam:
    :dead:
     
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