The Official Battle Rap Thread (KOTD/URL/DF/etc)

Started by Narsh, Nov 29, 2014, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. Fitzy
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    Mar 27, 2016
    Illmaculate won that, wtf.

    Rone is so basic. He's like Pat Stay. This is why I can't stand KOTD sometimes.

    How the f--- is the crowd reacting so much to Rone's s--- and just quiet during Illmaculate's rounds?

    Basic a--- fans, I f---ing swear.

    And I'm not even saying this was great by Illmaculate, but Rone was f---ing simple as h--- and just made jokes.

    Illmaculate had jokes, syllables, bars, rebuttals and personals.

    Like when Rone tells a story, he just uses jokes with syllable rhymes...

    Illmaculate will tell a story, and use all of the above.

    Plus, f--- Rone's voice.
     
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  2. Fitzy
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    Mar 27, 2016
    Agreed.

    I really, really f---ing hate Diz's style. He comes up with some good lines, but it gets boring to me.

    If he focused more on his actual lines, than packing a bunch of rhymes into each bar, he'd be much better.

    Plus, if he wasn't such a f---ing corny idiot, that'd help.

    Iron was really inconsistent. He'd have a good few bars, then would have a lot of misses.

    I guess Diz won, but f--- him and his out of breath style.

    That's why I like Illmaculate though. I feel he uses both KOTD and Smack's styles well. He's laid back, and he uses every aspect of battle rap that is appealing.
     
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  3. Oldboy
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    Mar 27, 2016
    also i have 220 views on this, no joke

    greatest battle of all time

    thoughts @Narsh ? you told me you will rewatch it but never said your thoughts afterward

    Lux 3rd might be better than his 2nd against Cal..i have hard time deciding which one i consider the goat
     
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  4. prison mike
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    Mar 27, 2016
    One of the greatest battles ever. But there were much better lines.
     
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  5. prison mike
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    Mar 27, 2016
    The next being released on monday is Bishop vs Pass. It's booty juice. But then GJonaj vs Psycoses drops. Fire battle. Then Carter Deems Vs Chedda Cheese drops. Best battle of the event imo.
     
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  6. Oldboy
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    Ave vs rum. WATCH IT NOW

    Boty by a f---in landslide

    @prison mike @Narsh @Fitzy @Charlie
     
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  7. prison mike
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    Watching now. But if ya'll wanna laugh your a--- off, watch this s---.

     
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  8. prison mike
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    prison mike I'M PRISON MIKE!

    Mar 29, 2016
    Before this battle, months before, I was saying Illmac would bar Rone's life away. However, Illmac made a mistake and underestimated not only Rone, but Toronto's love for Rone, which is what won him the battle in my opinion. Illmac was f----- from the jump when you just hear crickets. And I don't care what anyone says, the judges base it off that too. However, this was one of Mac's weaker performances, and he had talked about Rone building up to this by always saying "Roney Bay the Prince, soon to be the king." It stays in their minds, ya know. Rone won, but depending on his next opponent, which from what I can gather will either be Pass or Caustic (Hopefully Caustic cause he got robbed in their match on GrindTime years ago).

    Rone is just a fan favorite. I use to be a fan of his til I realized he doesn't like to switch it up a lot. I get so sick of his sports references. They're ok, but he uses them as a crutch to appeal to the local crowd. Anyway, next Monday I'll post the link for Psycoses VS. Gjonaj. Now THAT was a great battle. They put up a thousand each on a judged battle, Gjonaj won 3-2, but it went really hard. Psycoses is an up and comer, the boy has bars. That battle should've been released yesterday instead of stupid a--- Bishop Brigante Vs. Pass. It was a weak battle, but they prioritized it cause of Bishop's relationship with KOTD even though Pass cooked his a---. But a week from Monday, Chedda Cheese Vs. Carter Deems drops, and it's a great battle man. It's the kind you could show to almost anyone and they'd wanna see more. Carter is one of my top 5 favorite battles cause he's real. He had some lines in that battle that I'ma bout to butcher:

    "I don't make fun of people who rap about guns/ I just prefer to rap about things I've actually done/ I rap about microwaves cause when I used the stove I burned the back of my thumb/ I rap about minivans cause that's what my parents drove since 91'/ Someone crashed in the bumper, had an accident son/ Stain on the seat, had an accident son!/ And this is real life, so I don't care if you're askin' who won after it's done/ Cause my life is an average one, I just like to keep people laughin' with puns/ I don't do this to make fun of battling, I do this because battling's fun."

    That's real s--- right there. By the way @K Nitty took that W. Great battle though.
     
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  9. Narsh
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    @K

    nitty vs ave is crazyy...ave is nuts

    and i havent rewatched hollow and lux in a while tbh
     
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  10. Oldboy
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    to mention me just tag koolo

    and rum won that imo

    HERE IS JOHNNY
     
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  11. Narsh
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    here's johnny was crazy. but rum also had more duds than ave tbh. literally EVERY line ave had was great on some level. and im not even an ave fan or anything.

    "40 under the 30, improper fraction"

    "in the cotton pickin field with my uncle's tom, come out yo house n-----"

    "life cant make u 6ft. but death can"

    etc etc

    but yeah close/great battle
     
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  12. Oldboy
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    your saying ave had a line crazier then "You will have to m.o.p (mop) your ante up" ?
     
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  13. Narsh
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    no probably not :wow2:

    but im sayin ave had so many smaller lines that were great like "hold still like ur son's first cut" while nitty built things up more. so its really close to me in the end. it wouldnt be if ave didnt have haymakers like nitty, but he did that too (improper fraction/house n-----/etc).
     
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    Ave was crazy as well i agree

    classic battle
     
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    Dear God, what a f---ing great battle.

    I'm going to give the slightest edge to Rum but god d---, Ave had some insane f---ing lines.

    Rewatching this a ton.
     
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    :banderas:
     
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    That's a proper fraction though. Improper fractions have a higher numerator than a denominator
     
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  18. Narsh
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    It was the other way around my b lmao
     
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  19. prison mike
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    @Koolo @ Narsh

    Ill. This is a great battle. They both put $1000 on the line. Psycoses shouldn't have brought the Waldo outfit just to clown a line lmao. But this is an amazing battle. Both great up-and-comers. After taking the L to Diz, Gjonaj really stepped it up for this one. Psycoses doesn't hold back though. And prepare your mind for the man's multis because they're insane. Here it is...

     
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  20. DetroitDGAF
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    Agreed. Great battle

    Waldo line wasnt worth

    Close af, f---ing dig the styles of both too
     
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