Eminem The official Recovery bad punchlines thread

Started by Young Sinatra, Jan 12, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Old Account
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    Jan 14, 2015
    Because most people look for any reason to knock him, regardless if its hypocritical or not
     
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  2. Kon
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    Jan 14, 2015
    I know you're joking but wtf does this even mean?
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jan 14, 2015
    Yeah like I ain't even a fan and I can tell that's bs
     
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    Jan 14, 2015
    because people discussing other rappers are always too busy rightfully hating their s--- flows and s--- beats and s--- stories and s--- rhymes

    when like in em's case all you have to whine about is the occasional bad punch, in other words the second or third entendre going over a few people's heads, that's all you'll hear about
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jan 14, 2015
    :wth:

    n-----

    Eminem ain't god
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jan 14, 2015
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    Jan 15, 2015
    I don't think his punchlines are silly either. wanna fight about it r-----s?
     
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  8. ImmortalTechnique
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    Jan 15, 2015
    Always so angry. Eminem won't be your boyfriend no matter how hard you defend him.
     
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    you sound ridiculous implying I'm in a fit of rage bashing at my phone because you've just gotten me so gosh darn worked up

    eat s--- lmao
     
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  10. Mike02
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    Jan 17, 2015
    "So s--- my d-ck on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow"

    I always laugh when I hear that one.
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Jan 17, 2015
    I agree that people go overboard with the hate for Em's punchlines, but the reason is because he started doing it out of the blue on Recovery and it was pretty jarring (plus, there ARE quite a few bad ones).

    People hate on Wayne's punchlines all the time (especially the ones about eating p----), lots of people think Bino is corny as f---, and there's even a colloquialism for Kanye punchlines ("Kanyeism").
     
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    aleexz that's a zany name, ain't it ?

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    Jan 17, 2015
    I think Eminem also gets a lot of flack for it because he seems to think he's being really clever and taking himself seriously when he says some of this s---.

    Can you imagine, say, a Lloyd Banks bar where he says "Banks is cooler than the other side of the pillow? -PAUSE- Get it? Because when you turn the pillow over it is not as hot because your face wasn't just on it. HA HA!"

    Others who make the lamer punchlines pull it off better because they have a genuine charisma or sense of humor that Marshall just doesn't have any more. People don't make fun of the weird s--- he said on his early albums because it wasn't forced as f---. Nowadays he is trying way too hard and failing even harder as a result.
     
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    Jan 18, 2015
    holy s--- :scust:
     
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    aleexz that's a zany name, ain't it ?

    Jan 18, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
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    2.25/10
     
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    Jan 18, 2015
    What is "The rating for the last decade of Eminem's career," Alex
     
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  18. CSW
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    2005-2015?

    2005-2008 = -10/10
    2009-2015 = 20/10
    Average = 10/10
    :khaled2:
     
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    Jan 18, 2015
    wut
     
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    sorry what don't you understand
     
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