Eminem Best Posts: The Sad & Lonely Life of an Eminem Fan in 2018 [TRIGGER WARNING: READING COMPREHENSION NECESSARY]

  1. joeyp363
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    Sep 26, 2018
    We ain’t lonely fam upload_2018-9-25_22-30-39.png
    We eatin (dudes butts in prison @dna hits)
     
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  2. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 26, 2018
    all Ls must be directly deposited to j cole's cargo pants for safe keeping
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  3. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 26, 2018
    What’s amateurish about it?

    Eminem paints a huge picture of poverty on SSLP, even dedicating two whole songs to the subject (if I had, rock bottom) beyond sporadic references throughout.

    Isn’t art, by definition, always trying to portray or express something?
     
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  4. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 26, 2018
    I'm trying to decide which red state i should move to and start gentrifying. Preferably somewhere with a steel mill or something that could be knocked down for a whole foods.
     
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  5. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Sep 26, 2018
    Spatula ITT
     
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  6. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Sep 26, 2018
    "Who the f--- buys an Eminem throw pillow?" :dead:
     
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  7. DKC
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    Sep 26, 2018
    Half the time when I post articles that are a quarter of this length people respond without reading them. The trigger warning was a joke. I don’t even agree with everything in the article. I just wanted to make it clear that I’m looking for thoughtful responses from those who read the article regardless of what they think of it. A number of people (who both agree and disagree) have done so so far, which is appreciated.
     
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  8. aquaberryares
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    Sep 26, 2018
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  9. Lucy
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    Sep 26, 2018
    like yeah eminems growing and maturing

    45 yr old rapper has song dedicated to why "b------s cant be normal" which literally screams "i am 19 ugly as f---, dumb as dog s--- and women wont date me its their fault!"
     
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  10. lil uzi vert stan
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    Sep 26, 2018
    read this the other day (s/o @Swizz)

    like i told him, pretty excellent take... even if i dont agree with everything 100%. still, it's v thoughtful.......................... unlike the MAJORITY of "good" takes on Kamikaze that have been done
     
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  11. Johnny Guitar
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    Sep 26, 2018
    People need to stop pretending that Eminem has any bad albums other than Revival.
     
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  12. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 26, 2018
    But the author....doesn't dislike eminem...which, again, you would know if you read the actual article.

    Even @JMG, the biggest troll on the forum read the article and gave a thoughtful response lol. Come on guys.
     
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  13. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 26, 2018
    I didn’t write this and I liked kamikaze but if you’re too dense to read an article of this length that’s on you.
     
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  14. shadyslim555
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    Sep 26, 2018
    How sensitive are you people though that you seriously worry about listening to music you enjoy in full view of the public? Ya'll on full on anxiety attack mode right now.

    Is this seriously a thing here?? There are honestly people out there in this world that are so insecure that they would compromise their own musical tastes just for fear of what some other total c---- who is likely completely insignificant in you're life otherwise thinks about it.

    And you guys are worried for Eminem fans 'sad and lonely existence'??? lol.

    I'd take a quick look in the mirror and ask yourself a few deep questions about your existence if you would actually switch something off your stereo for fear of someone else mocking it.

    I think that says more about you people than about Eminem or anyone else. I would NOT worry too much about Eminem fans if I were you. lol (unless you are one).

    Also any so called Eminem fan that portrays these same behaviours should probably look more within themselves as opposed to musical conflicts as to the route of your issues here. This is bigger than 'whos your favourite rapper'. This is a serious personality deficiency and displays blatant signs of insecurity and a total and utter lack of self confidence.

    Perhaps you are al a little too like your idol??

    On seconds thoughts no, because at least he seems like he stands by his decisions without torturing himself internally on a daily basis.

    Some of ya'll got mad life issues man forreal. Blame it on your favourite white boy of you want., but some of you need a shrink,

    Eminem fan of not.... whatever you listen to, if you would actually switch the s--- because of someone else's comments then you an insecure little b---- and you care way way too much about what other people think.

    Sorry to ruin your day even more.
     
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  15. Spatula
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    Sep 26, 2018
    yea, brilliant writing.
     
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  16. Charlie Work
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    Sep 26, 2018
    Thread is going great so far.
     
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  17. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 26, 2018
    @El Puto i love that this thread is the first image result when you google "j cole cargo pants"
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  18. Big Dangerous
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    Sep 26, 2018
    Eminems music lost quality when it switched to robotic manufactured two dimensional bs and everyone except for the posters who post about nothing but Eminem 24/7 on sxn80 and unironically talk about how Kanye wasn't good enough to fall off to begin with know this.

    There isn't anything wrong with enjoying some of his brighter moments here and there because he does have them if you have a desire for throwback hip hop (Koolo for example can't seem to get with the times out of his 'back in my day' phase and acknowledge a lot of good music is being released that isn't Lil Xan), and people who defend an abomination like a Revival or comment how a record with 3-4 good tracks and s--- like "Normal" and "Fack on everyone" is AOTY or even a good album (comparable to Daytona LOL) need to banned

    But as OP points out that is the sad life of a true stan in 2018 and sadly it encompasses like 80% of this website so
     
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  19. Winter
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    Winter Super Comfy

    Sep 26, 2018
    “Only reply to this thread if you read and understood the piece”

    Cue 5 pages of people doing the exact opposite
     
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    Sep 26, 2018
    Isn’t the summary that he just hasn’t liked any Eminem music since 2002? Says a lot that 16 years later he’s writing a PhD on the man.

    It’s also a bit weird he admits that he likes Kamikaze but that ‘more music literate’ people don’t like it so actually he must not like it.

    That makes no sense.
     
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