Tinder

Started by SHUDEYE, Sep 14, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Jordan
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    Jordan ⛴⛵️✈️

    Sep 14, 2015
    @JFK I'mma mention you since quoting you would result in unnecessary thread length.

    Here is a trophy for the post of the month/year/maybe even more. That effort, holy s---.

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    No irony dude, sell that post to a journalist and earn some money with those tips.
     
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  2. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    Sep 14, 2015
    @JFK with the post of the year god d---. :clap:
     
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  3. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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  4. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 14, 2015
    Well f---
     
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  5. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Sep 14, 2015
    Thinking about writing a Tinder book. You guys get free copies.
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Sep 14, 2015
    You should.. like a 'how to use' guide. d--- lol
     
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  7. Poohdini
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    Sep 14, 2015
    No doubt it would fly off the shelves. It's an essential app for every male 18+ tbh.

    Edit. The picture rules were perfect, and girls need to follow them as well. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a profile pic of 3 girls, had to click her profile and scroll through 5 more pics just to find out that she's the ugly one.
     
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  8. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Sep 14, 2015
    "Ugly girl roulette" is for real.
     
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  9. lil uzi vert stan
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    Sep 15, 2015
    awesome post - did you write this just for here?

    @AnalOnFirstDate not sure whats sadder -- that you actually say that s--- to girls, or that you felt the need to screenshot/share it here. v weird
     
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  10. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Sep 15, 2015
    I started to write a couple sentences, then it turned into a dump of all my thoughts on Tinder. Pretty much what happens with all my long posts.
     
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  11. lil uzi vert stan
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    Sep 15, 2015
    Should be a blog/article somewhere. brobible?

    edit: at first you gave off a ~don draper vibe what with ur qualms with monogamy. now thinking tucker max is more accurate.
     
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  12. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Sep 15, 2015
    I might format it and send it to them. Or maybe not, do I really want to help the competition?
     
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  13. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

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    I try to be an unhealthy combination of the two
     
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  14. DetroitDGAF
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

    Sep 15, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. lil uzi vert stan
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    Sep 15, 2015
    Hah, good point. I think it's better than being a mere post on here though. not sure if they pay or not
     
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  16. Charlton01
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    Sep 21, 2015
    This thread is gold! ahahah props to @JFK for a h--- of an article! haha
     
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  17. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

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  18. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

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  19. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 21, 2015
    "Don't be hypnotized by attractiveness. If she sucks at messaging, she probably sucks in real life."

    @JFK so f---ing true.

    I used tinder for a bit last fall, there were a few girls I was making plans to meet with but then I started dating my girlfriend so I just deleted the app and stopped texting back and it was fine. Thankfully most sane people get the picture fast which is a nice thing about the app/culture of it. There was one girl who got mad at me for not snapchatting her for a few days when she'd seen I'd been on tinder since. Avoid people like that, s--- is mad clingy and makes it clear they don't know how to socialize IRL.

    I got it mostly as a social experiment/game to see what kind of weird s--- girls will respond to in different parts of the country cuz I was on a road trip at the time. One girl wanted to meet with me while I was at my grandpas house in PA but I told her no her because I was watching TCM with my grandpa lolololol. I think I have some funny screenshots saved on my computer, I'll check when I get home.
     
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  20. M.I.C.
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    Sep 21, 2015
    @JFK great post, i've actually used "Let's elope" a lot since you suggested it before, I wouldn't say it's anywhere near 100% success rate though but it's a solid opener.

    Tinder is the best dating site if you use it right.
     
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