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Started by SHUDEYE, Sep 14, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Poohdini
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    Yeah the initial 'what do you like to do for fun' was alright, but following that up with 'me too' is awful because you're not really giving her anything back to respond with. The 'how long you gonna be there' is where he lost it.

    (One of) Timmy's mistakes with these chicks is he structures the convos off of small talk as if he and the girl have known each other. Gotta keep s--- interesting when you're talking to a girl for the first time, especially on tinder where there's tons of other guys hitting her up.
     
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Jun 1, 2017
    timmy.............................
     
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  3. TimmyT
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    TimmyT Self-Taught

    Jun 1, 2017
    you have a really good sense of humor, worm. i wasn't blessed with that. but like you and @SHUDEYE suggested, from now on, i'll change up my conversation style and try to make it more lighthearted/funny and hopefully that'll help keep the conversations going.

    late last night, i matched with this beautiful girl, and get this, she actually messaged me first. :emoji_open_mouth: now i don't care who messages who first, its just very unusual for them to message you first. normally when that happens its a robot/spam
     
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    we understand you are not used to having to put in some effort.

    You prefer to pay for your sexual needs. It will take time for you to adjust.
     
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  5. Worm
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    Jun 1, 2017
    you should hire @JFK to ghost write for you. This could be the online version of that movie Hitch
     
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    I've honestly thought about starting this service
     
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  7. Worm
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    Jun 1, 2017
    I'm surprised this hasn't happened yet. If you do it, I want to be there for the client consultations. You don't even have to pay me.

    "Hi Bob. Based on your looks and personality we're gonna go ahead and hook you up with the chubby emo girl package. It's really your best bet with what you have to offer."
     
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    Jun 1, 2017
    Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?
     
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  9. Final
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    Your first mistake was sending mini paragraphs and being nice. Tinder girls aren't for dating. All you say is "Can I come? I'll bring pizza" and you're f---ing in. Don't be weird bro
     
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    BSCalrissian "Hip Hop and Rap yeah that's where my hearts at"

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    never wanted this.
     
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    1999

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  12. TimmyT
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    i've never tried a simple, quick-fast approach like this, so i can't say it doesn't work. one of the girls i met in person from tinder, she actually researched me before met face to face.

    the idea that women are inviting random dudes over to their place after only exchanging a few messages with them on tinder seems far-fetched. don't get me wrong, i'm not saying it never happens, it just seems more like a long-shot.

    and while tinder is for the most part a casual type app---i can tell you that its not uncommon to read profiles on tinder that state "not looking for a hookup AKA booty-call"
     
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  13. Final
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    There's plenty of girls that say they are "just looking for friends to hangout with"... plenty say "no hook ups"... it doesn't mean anything dude. You really expect chicks to be like "looking for nightly f---"? Those exist too but most have dignity and won't be that upfront about it. They aren't some strange creature... they are humans and like most humans, if you hangout and hit it off with them it will lead to more. Think of Tinder as a party scenario... you see a hot chick and go over and talk to her... if you guys hit it off you'll probably be f---ing by the end of the night. Stop over thinking things.

    You keep treating Tinder like a dating app and it's most definitely not a dating app lol Use farmersonly or eharmony if that's your thing. That's the type of place you type long winded biographies about yourself and talk about the future with girls, not Tinder
     
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

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    beef curtains
     
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    I'm c-mming
     
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

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    long d-ck
     
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    Cyreides
     
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  18. TimmyT
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    good thoughts. i follow what you're saying. thanks @Final :)
     
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    Chicks love dudes with pizza at the beach

    :wormbot:
     
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