Oct 3, 2018

Stayed at my cousins house. Pretty nice if you're looking for someone to snort heron with

 

Oct 3, 2018

#BreakupBC

so i don't say this to dull your enthusiasm to go further south––but you can honestly do a whole month in mexico, split between the sort of isolated areas around tulum and then exploring mexico city, which is massive and full of historical s--- and modern culture and is easily navigable.

but beyond mexico, i've spent some time in central america and honestly cannot recommend costa rica highly enough

unless you're doing some kinda voodoo freelance work where you get paid immediately, don't worry about working

 

Oct 2, 2018

oh and ma bro

 

Mar 20, 2019

@Big Cuntry so I'm doing two bachelor parties in the next 3 months and both in Mexico. 1st at Cancun which I've been a bunch already and know what to expect there, but my other buddy wants to do Mexico City and rent an airbnb...grew up with some rowdy kids so worried about staying out late drinking too much. Did you have any late nights out there drinking?

Did you drink the water? I know you said you ate the food...get sick at all?

 

Feb 2, 2019

Yeah my last job was basically 90% work from home unless I had to meet with clients. Did it for 4 years. Thought I would love it, but after a while working from home sucks. A lot of people I worked with who did it became social weirdos and never left their places. I got a new job 2 months ago, more money and back in an office. Office sucks also, don't get me wrong, but it's nice to hate your job in person. I do miss rolling out of bed at 845 and wearing sweats instead of sitting in traffic at 630 in the morning dressed like Trent during one of his court appearances though. I basically could have worked from anywhere I wanted as well which sounds cool, but traveling to a cool location when you're still working by yourself isn't as fun as it sounds.

 

Dec 1, 2018

Don't watch Narcos Mexico before you go.

 

Nov 18, 2018

Condolences on the break up but excited for you about this trip! Do keep us informed coz I wanna live vicariously through this experience.

 

Nov 15, 2018

Probably not but he could probably get us free passes to watch his punk band perform at the local bar

 

Nov 15, 2018

f--- it I'll bail ya out, going to the motherland in March! If not, dig your way out like El Chapo

 

Oct 6, 2018

I don’t think it’s typical city crime stuff you’d have to really worry about.

- I wouldn’t be going to outskirts or more isolated areas and towns. This isn’t The Godfather and you don’t have to be part of the “system” to be targeted. It just takes one chubby little mexican kid talking about the gringo with his fancy laptop he saw at the local cafe for his dumbfuck teenage brother to h--- his cousin about a rich cac in town they can rob only to be overheard by his broke a--- uncle who knows someone who knows someone and by the end of this game of Chinese whispers wannabe Los Zetas grunts think you’re either a narc or a reporter and I’ll be seeing you on bestgore.

- Avoid the usual flagged states. Just stay in the usual advised white people-friendly places.

- If you’re getting robbed or mugged do not resist.

- Don’t drive on highways at night or more isolated highways. If you happen to be driving normally under the limit in a non busy highway and an undercover police car turns on the lights to pull you over, don’t pull over. It’s not the police.

- As for other Central American countries. Just tick Honduras off your list right now and don’t even think about it.

- Better yet, don’t even go. There are easier ways to inflict harm on yourself after a breakup.

Source: Never been to Central America and this advice is based on news articles and best gore videos

 

Oct 6, 2018

Murder g--- s---

Slaughter g--- s---

 

Oct 4, 2018

DO IT! Life is too short to not take risks/seek adventure. I'd reccomend Costa Rica. And if you end up there, go to Playa Dominical. My buddy owns a brewery down there, and has lived there for the last 4 years. He refuses to leave. I'll make sure you're taken care of on the off chance you make it that far.

 

Oct 2, 2018

 

Jun 19, 2019

Had a great time. Ate a million tacos. Went to the pyramids, didn't buy into their tour s--- though and we did it on our own. Was actually surprised how dangerous those stairs were. One wrong step and you're dead. Then we had a Mezcal tasting where two sisters gave us Artisanal Mezcal and cooked us food. Went to lucha libre wrestling match. Hit up a few clubs and bars which were great for the most part. Only got shaken down by the cops one night when my friend was walking around with an open container. They threatened to detain him for 24 hours unless we paid them $500, talked them down to $100. And I didn't even have to use my AK.