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  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 10, 2015
    Good choice. To my knowledge there aren't any australian killer animals in house pools. Though I have heard that in shittier, hotter, deadlier parts of australia (Cairns) the Crocodiles will often go for a swim in house pools after eating the household pet.
     
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  2. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Aug 10, 2015
    Im gonna call my boss a f--- faced c---- fish from now
     
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  3. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Aug 10, 2015
    This f----faced-c---- fish
     
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  4. NyKill
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    NyKill POTATO

    Aug 10, 2015
    yeah, I'm swimming in pools out there, gotta know what I'm getting into m8
     
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  5. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Aug 10, 2015
    Tazzy outranks every state on the bogan chart doe
     
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  6. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 10, 2015
    All states have bogans. :mjcry:
     
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  7. threee
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    threee Rip

    Aug 10, 2015
    Very. You should be very afraid
     
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  8. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 10, 2015
    I live in Queensland. 14 yr olds say this and "can you buy me some smokes ill give ya 5 bucks ay"
     
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  9. Maximus
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Aug 10, 2015
    very afraid, one swing from that long droopy ball sack and you're dead
     
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  10. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Aug 10, 2015
    Victoria, homie
     
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  11. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 10, 2015
    @Jakey you gotta watch out for the melbourne beggars, they are f-----. spent a couple nights there a few months back...
    a buddhist monk walks up to dad and starts giving him this whole "u will find happiness my fren :)" after a minute of this, he hands dad a prayer card and said "ill give you this prayer card for good wishes :)"
    were like "ye alroight m8" and start to walk away... This guy chases dad down and is like "oh wait my fren :) the prayer card cost money. you give?"
    dad turns around and says "if you want anything for this piece of s--- card i don't want it" and handed it back to him.

    an hour later i'm walking along the city streets
    RKO OUTTA NOWHERE! this 80 yr old gypsy/jew lady grabs my arm and is like "scuse me young child :)" (i'm 22, not short and have a beard wtf@child?) after the split second reaction of "who the f--- just touched me!?" I realize "oh s--- shes just an old lady"
    So I'm like "oh hi, hows it going?" and shes replies with
    "ohhhh hello. am sorry to disturb you but i am needing some help. Will a strong man like you help me?" (now i'm a man again, wtf?)
    at this point I'm like oh okay she just needs help carrying her groceries to her room or some s---.
    I say "yeah no worries what did you need a hand with?"
    "can i hev some of yor money?"
    what. the. f---.
    she wasn't homeless, she was one of those classy pensioners who have rings and necklaces and make-up all over and alright looking clothes. She didn't smell like s---, well she did, but not literal s---. She stank of perfume.
    So I did the most reasonable thing, looked her dead inthe eyes and said "nah" and walked away.
     
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  12. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Aug 10, 2015
    Usually try to be polite to beggers, but one time i had a guy who tried to force me to go to an ATM and get money out for him. Had to tell him to f--- off, the guy was a complete wanker.
     
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  13. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Aug 9, 2015
    If anyone wants to learn about the aboriginal culture well this video sums it up nicely they are white btw
     
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  14. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Aug 9, 2015
    They are everywhere ouside too
     
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  15. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Aug 9, 2015
    I've eaten so much f---in kanga bangas recently tho
     
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  16. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Aug 9, 2015
    Dammit tone,
    Such sass....
     

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  17. TommyGun
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    TommyGun

    Aug 9, 2015
    G'day Mates :emoji_thumbsup:
     
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  18. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Aug 9, 2015
    Vegemite toast cut into squares put in bowl and fill with milk and beer n s--- idk what the f--- I'm talking about
     
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  19. Maximus
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Aug 9, 2015
    Plz be corrupt guys
     
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  20. Maximus
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Aug 9, 2015
    dayum i was hoping you get plus soon so i could corrupt you into sending me kendrick leaks:bookah::bookah:
     
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