Nov 14, 2015

were they any good? from your house?

 

Nov 14, 2015

AC DC is playing live just over the road from my house a bit. Could hear it all night.

 

Nov 13, 2015

because I'm a piece of s--- to society. I will take your tax payer money and literally smoke it.

Nah not really, I had troubles with the tax department, i was getting taxed the full 60%-70% (not sure but around that) for the first 3 years of my working life. When i did my tax return (or, tried to) they pretty much said "that TFN isn't real, you don't exist fa----" Still not sure what happened to this day, tried chasing it up a few times and everyone was pretty much saying "oh this is weird, it's never happened before, but I can't help you". So anyways, cause of that and losing my job a little while ago, I went on the 'looking for work' centrelink thing, figured it would be the only real way I could get the money I worked for. Oh and don't worry, i'ts not like I spend my fortnightly pay entirely on drugs, I give most of it away, to help my dad/siblings and keep what I need.

I should be working again within a week or two, the employment agency said they've got a interview lined up for me Thursday and i'm so f---ing keen to start working again. Get's s--- f---ing boring at home nearly every day.

 

Nov 12, 2015

So my Australian brethren have big a--- spiders and s--- coming up their shower drains

Y'all some brave MFers.

 

Nov 12, 2015

Please, you would have thought by now they would have sorted internet out as a whole for all of australia. ugh

 

Nov 12, 2015

About 2-3cm I think.

 

Nov 12, 2015

I thought those things didn't need to be said between us

Eee-u-ah

@Jakey, I'm sorry =(

 

Nov 12, 2015

wth? I get them all the time, my whole life

 

Nov 12, 2015

I think the only reason I noticed them is because they weren't here one year then the next year I was back they were everywhere and that pissed me off to begin with lol.
At least slaters stay outside and dont infest the land. I feel like in the past couple of years I've seen a decrease in them. Probably because of these millipedes, ugh.


I would never say that about Joondi, he's a sweet little cutie. ;p

 

Nov 12, 2015

maybe i should move back to england

might cool perth down

 

Nov 12, 2015

is it me or is it really f---ing hot

 

Nov 7, 2015

Welfare

 

Nov 7, 2015

im not Aussie enough to know what centrelink is

 

Nov 7, 2015

avro c----

 

Nov 6, 2015

celebrate @Mimi 's return and lets get smashed

 

Nov 6, 2015

oh wow f---, you gave me the best idea. Like, legit, the best idea. Gonna start a SXN80 TRU-BLU trend. posting selfies in a pair of speed dealer sunnies. Or, for the non Australian-speakers here sunnies you picked up for 2 bucker at the servo

 

Nov 6, 2015

m--- is f----- up dont do th... oh frozen ice right... haha

 

Nov 6, 2015

The weather over here in SA has been a bit on the wild side. Basically four seasons in a day as @Jakey put it in another thread.

I'm going to see Pokemon Symphonics Evolution at the Adelaide Festival Centre on November 17th with my homies.

 

Nov 6, 2015

Hope you have all been keeping well, you can tell summer is well on it's way.
I'm absolutely loving the weather atm!

 

Nov 6, 2015

@Koolo is the greatest person to have blessed this thread
laughing so hard i can't steer my Kangaroo right now.

-Word of advice, you need to use "c----" more in sentences. similar to how you'd use a exclamation mark/question mark, just sorta replace it with "c----" that's how you truly become Australian