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Started by Lucy, Aug 7, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Maximus
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Aug 10, 2015
    i havent read the book, but i do know that booing someone in 2015 has nothing to do with racial qualities
    :future:
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 10, 2015
    @Jakey you gotta watch out for the melbourne beggars, they are f-----. spent a couple nights there a few months back...
    a buddhist monk walks up to dad and starts giving him this whole "u will find happiness my fren :)" after a minute of this, he hands dad a prayer card and said "ill give you this prayer card for good wishes :)"
    were like "ye alroight m8" and start to walk away... This guy chases dad down and is like "oh wait my fren :) the prayer card cost money. you give?"
    dad turns around and says "if you want anything for this piece of s--- card i don't want it" and handed it back to him.

    an hour later i'm walking along the city streets
    RKO OUTTA NOWHERE! this 80 yr old gypsy/jew lady grabs my arm and is like "scuse me young child :)" (i'm 22, not short and have a beard wtf@child?) after the split second reaction of "who the f--- just touched me!?" I realize "oh s--- shes just an old lady"
    So I'm like "oh hi, hows it going?" and shes replies with
    "ohhhh hello. am sorry to disturb you but i am needing some help. Will a strong man like you help me?" (now i'm a man again, wtf?)
    at this point I'm like oh okay she just needs help carrying her groceries to her room or some s---.
    I say "yeah no worries what did you need a hand with?"
    "can i hev some of yor money?"
    what. the. f---.
    she wasn't homeless, she was one of those classy pensioners who have rings and necklaces and make-up all over and alright looking clothes. She didn't smell like s---, well she did, but not literal s---. She stank of perfume.
    So I did the most reasonable thing, looked her dead inthe eyes and said "nah" and walked away.
     
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Aug 10, 2015
    Victoria, homie
     
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  4. NyKill
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    NyKill POTATO

    Aug 10, 2015
    how afraid of this should I be?

    http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/969146/size/tl-horizontal_main/everything-in-australia-that-s-trying-to-k----you
     
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  5. Maximus
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Aug 10, 2015
    In Perth you seem to get "do you have a fukin smoke brutha"
     
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  6. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 10, 2015
    Nice. We're enemies then.

    SA > Vic :brent:

    amirite @Jakey?
    brb gon s--- my pants out of fear.
     
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  7. Maximus
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Aug 10, 2015
    very afraid, one swing from that long droopy ball sack and you're dead
     
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  8. NyKill
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    NyKill POTATO

    Aug 10, 2015
    I thought they kicked you to death, had no clue they kept bricks in their sacks.
     
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  9. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 10, 2015
    I live in Queensland. 14 yr olds say this and "can you buy me some smokes ill give ya 5 bucks ay"
     
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Aug 10, 2015
    Haha, im not even gonna argue, Victoria has so many bogans here, its like half of the money circulating around victoria came from centrelink...
     
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  11. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 10, 2015
    lol, are those common over there?
     
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Aug 10, 2015
    Smokes arent so bad, over here we have 14 year olds doing shard....
     
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Aug 10, 2015
    lmao, some weird people out there. "youre a strong man, give me money"

    :fresh:
     
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  14. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 10, 2015
    oh and @NyKill i'm convinced those birds are just the more evolved s-----y form of velociraptors. When I was a kid I had a pretty big fear of them, because there was a child on the news who got fucken slumped by one. apparently the kid got all sorts of f----- up from it.

    I'm no longer a child though, so if i see one i'll do the true australian thing... grab it by the neck, beat the s--- out of it and cook the c---- for dinner m8.
     
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    threee Rip

    Aug 10, 2015
    Very. You should be very afraid
     
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 10, 2015
    All states have bogans. :mjcry:
     
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Aug 10, 2015
    Tazzy outranks every state on the bogan chart doe
     
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  18. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 10, 2015
    Agree. Would much prefer to hear "the youth these days are so outta control on their durry consumption" than "Queensland has a huge ice epidemic"
     
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 10, 2015
    Yes they do. There's a reason why all Tassie folk have two heads. :brent:
     
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  20. Maximus
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Aug 10, 2015
    i love your posts
     
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