Oct 12, 2015

did you ever step on lego as a child?

 

Oct 12, 2015

If it feels even 10% as bad as stepping on one piece though it'd be a pretty awful experience imo

 

Oct 12, 2015

Yeah I've been to London once, my mums brother lives there (he got me into Chelsea lol). My dad still has family there but I've never met them. He came from the Midlands.

 

Oct 12, 2015

What do you mean as a child?! I still step on them!

 

Oct 12, 2015

Lol, you twooo

 

Oct 12, 2015

last time i stepped on a lego piece i burnt that little f---er with a match

 

Oct 12, 2015

For real though in the midst of all this Lego talk if it was socially acceptable I'd still play with that s---

 

Oct 12, 2015

The anger that shoots through your body with the pain. I honestly think that first 3 seconds could make even a priest commit murder

 

Oct 12, 2015

it was like stepping on the spawn of satan

then people ask me if im okay

 

Oct 12, 2015

I hate that. I f---in hate that fuckhead that immediately asks you if you're okay when you've just stubbed your toe or jammed a finger or stepped on a lego piece.

What do you f---ing think the answet is?! Look at me!

 

Oct 12, 2015

im not fukin okay i just stepped on the spawn of satan

i was running from the shower to my room naked, stubbed my toe and broke the bone, true story

 

Oct 12, 2015

Can easily be done but half the pain is having to answer to that fuckhead who always seems to be there and asks... 'are you okay'

 

Oct 12, 2015

I swear that question makes me more angry than I am about whatever I've injured myself on.

Like when people tell you not to be mardy. Well, I wasn't before but thanks to you, now I am!

 

Oct 12, 2015

howdy ya aussie cunce



One time I broke my toe and as it was healing/almost fully healed i had a few drinks (not enough to make me numb to pain ) and was hyped up, started running/jogging around... Kicked my half broken purple toe on the pagola cement sticking up from the lawn slightly. cringe at it always. toe bent like all the way under my foot, which just f----- it up completely,, wouldn't of been surprised if it was like 3 fractures 1 break by that point. As soon as it happened i tried to stand up the second i put pressure on my foot its like a mass surge of pain and i immediately like fall on it sorta, was in so much pain and like just blind angry cause of pain i just swung my fist as hard as i could as i fell i dunno why it was just like angry instinct i dunno? but yeah ended up scraping the pole holding up the pagola. rolled around on the floor for like 5 minutes with this toe swolen and black/purple bruised, cut up a bit and s--- from kicking cement and knuckles/wrist all grazed from punching the pole. Most painful experience ever, didn't sleep that night and fell asleep in the arvo the next day.

I would step on a thousand lego pieces and kick a hundred tables before experiencing that absolute un-australian fuckery amount of pain again. The usual Australian medicinal remedies (alcohol and weed) didn't seem to help till about 12 hours later - that's how serious an injury it was.

 

Oct 12, 2015

Awww you poor thing, couldn't help but laugh at the mental image you gave me of that event. How is your toe now?

 

Oct 12, 2015

All good, just not as flexible as it used to be, which is pretty good considering I've heard if you get nerve damage in your toes your balance is like completely off and you can't walk properly

 

Oct 12, 2015

Oh d---, yeah, you got off pretty lucky. And as long as you dont use your feet too often to pick things up a little flexibility loss isn't too bad? =S

 

Oct 12, 2015

Wait people do this?
I thought I was like the only person who picked stuff up wit his feet. You'd be surprised how often I drop pens/brushes/pencils when I'm working and it's literally easier for me to pick it up with my feet. It's sorta like a sixth sense I developed. I can only do it with one foot though. My foot that had the broken toe isn't flexible enough

 

Oct 12, 2015

@CoCo i felt phantom pains reading that. You should be a writer of some sorts imho..

 

Oct 12, 2015

I got phantom pains from MGSV still. Just saying.
And I am a writer, about once a week I post a random life story here.