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Started by Lucy, Aug 7, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 14, 2015
    ye so people avoid drinking it, so alcoholics like me can drink more!
     
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Nov 14, 2015
    Tastes like s--- and it takes too long to get drunk
     
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  3. gorealsteady
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    gorealsteady heal & create

    Nov 14, 2015
    I generally dislike beer but like Guinness for some reason..
     
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  4. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Nov 14, 2015
    Dealt with one of those fa----s the other day. Was at a party with heaps of Europeans and just in a joking way went to my mate 'yeah i know I'm aussie and in the minority' and one of those PC f---s was arguing with me saying it's not relevant to bring up people's nationalities etc. Told the c---- to f--- off it's an observation with no malice and he couldn't answer me when i asked him whats offensive or racist about it.

    f---in hate those c----
     
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  5. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 15, 2015
    Well I was at a house party once and getting completely s--- faced as i usually do... I went and dropped the n word, directed at my fijian/indian mate (we do this a lot, we cool) and of course this cave-dyke c----, who couldn't shave her armpits, or legs rocking her doc martin boots in her socks designed for 5 yr olds. She just happens to hear it and start screaming some s--- about African American oppression to me. I just said "look, i've run out of beer, i'd love to stay and chat about your tumblr morals and ideologies, but i'm thirsty"
    ofc, she arcs up, one of her friends pulled her away and they had like a D&M and i was too drunk to continue giving a s--- about here. Gr8 night, good laughs.
     
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  6. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 15, 2015
    SJW's have no social awareness or awareness of situations. Like at all. :laff:

    They really do just need to mind their own business unless it's a serious situation. Save their breath for something else.
     
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  7. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Nov 15, 2015
    In all honesty I do get offend when whites say s--- about aboriginals.




    The only racism that I think is okay is against the Irish and English, sorry Max.
     
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  8. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 15, 2015
    Ah the Irish. Povertry and potato famine is what I associate with them.
     
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  9. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Nov 15, 2015
    Grey, depressing, homophobic, pedophilic, drunkard, racists is what I associate them with :emoji_wink:
     
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  10. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 15, 2015
    :lmaooo:
     
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  11. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Nov 15, 2015
    In other topics though.... do you know what I've been seeing a lot of lately that I feel I hadn't really seen before


    People riding their bikes with long straws or whatever on their helmets. Is this becoming a more popular thing to do?
     
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  12. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 15, 2015
    Fuckwit pansy b------s. Those things are meant to "protect" them from those insignificunt magpies that swoop.
    but like...
    You already have a f---ing helmet on :what22:
    Like, yeah use plastic rods to protect from Magpies, just in case they have armour piercing beaks... PFFFT.
    :wth:
     
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  13. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Nov 15, 2015
    I've just been surprised to see people actually do it. I had foxtel on the other day and there was an ad for Open Slather, the magpie skit. Got a little 'heh, exaggeration, nobody does that' out of me. Next day a saw a dad and son ride past the house with them. Then today I saw some lady riding with them.
    To each their own I guess
     
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

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    I've never had a magpie swoop me before (thank f--- for that).
     
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 15, 2015
    Yeah they're becoming normal I guess, so more people have them. Every time I see one though I just want to point and laugh. they look beyond ridiculous.
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Nov 15, 2015
    Yup, at least seeing them around you know you get one good smile in for the day. But when the vast majority dont do it surely that's a sign it's safe without them
     
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 15, 2015
    I reckon I'd take any measure to protect myself from birds. :laff:
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Nov 15, 2015
    Well, you're an exception. I would expect you in the pope mobile for extra safety :emoji_wink:
     
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Nov 15, 2015
    Little bit off topic but f--- me that open slather show sucks. Just had to say it
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Nov 15, 2015
    Agree 100% only seen the ads but it looks like very poor humour
     
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