Film Vahn's Objective Top 15 American Films of All Time

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  1. Vahn
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    Malick doesn't know how to make non-classic movies.
     
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  3. Bourbon Ben
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    the most complex and hardest to digest film I've ever seen was Andrei Tarkovsky's the sacrifice but thats a foreign film so thats doesnt really belong in this thread but w/e
     
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    Persuasive. Nah, but I'm the only Malick lover who can't stand that movie.
     
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    Superbad would prob make my top 20 if we're being real. Saw it three days in a row opening weekend :sweatt:
     
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    Annuel spring break Spring Breakers watch coming this week prob
     
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    got to write a reaction to unforgiven for a class and im literally just gonna write it was eastwood doing eastwood things

    life of a c student
     
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    Have you seen Mirror? that's his most wild to me.
     
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    Finally u say something that doesn't make me want to hunt u down. Dope movie


    And yet, as awful as vahn is (ur a bully) @Charlie Work takes the cake for claiming to be a malick "lover"... who doesn't like tree of life. Like - shuttttt uppppp
     
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    nah the sacrifice was enough for me lmaoo
     
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    The m8 @FilmAndWhisky gotta make a Tarkovsky thread.
     
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    that film is f---in beautiful tho that long take at the beginning is just perfect
     
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    Tree of Life is one of the most divisive films of the past decade, especially among serious critics. It's not like I'm the only person who doesn't like it. Get a life.
     
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    tree of life got really s--- reviews at first from critics i think at Cannes if im not mistaken
     
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    You think you can take shots bc @Vahn grew a (small) ball? Go f--- yourself lol. Makes no sense to "love" Malick but dislike one of his best films. It's a classic and you don't know s--- about malick poseur.
     
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    I'm married have an actual salary job (do... any of u lol), get published in playboy (ily @WPG) and yet my Greatest accomplishment is getting this thread popping for @Vahn. Even the smallest things in life I'm better at than u lol
     
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    ngl never seen a Malick film he just fell thru the cracks hes on my list tho
     
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    It's fundamentally different than everything else he's done, though I haven't seen Voyage of Time yet. So yeah, it's pretty easy to develop an opinion on that vastly differs from how I feel about the rest of his catalog. Malick went from finding heaven on earth to stitching together disconnected footage which feels like a needlessly indulgent, and frankly easier, method of accomplishing the same thing.

    If you don't want to have a real discussion, don't post here. Thirty year old cancer posters are cringe.
     
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    yikes
     
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    This man listing off life accomplishments like having a job and then calling others insecure. Potent.
     
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