We will never speak of this again moments?

Started by Oldboy, Oct 4, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

    Oct 4, 2015
    :jbcry:
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Oct 4, 2015
    eew s--- smiley
     
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  3. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

    Oct 5, 2015

    Good thing I didn't make it :drakelaugh2:
     
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  4. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Oct 5, 2015
    Ffs everyone falling for the "penis inspection day" joke
     
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  5. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Oct 5, 2015
    One time i forgot to give @Narsh a reach around while i was f---ing him in the a---... Guy has been really insecure with himself and his sexuality ever since... Wouldn't even admit it in koolos thread
     
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  6. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Oct 5, 2015
    in 2012 i was still deep in the closet, that was also the year magic mike 1 was in theaters.

    anyways, one day that year my dad, a girl friend of his and i were out driving around and she brought it up and was talking about it with him. well I had wanted to see it because it was suppose to be funny, so I tried to join in on the convo.

    I did the smart thing: I waited till right after she says it's a movie about male strippers to blurt out from the backseat over top of the radio "Yeah, I REALLY wanna see that"

    :ray:

    dad turned around in his seat like
    :what22:

    i quickly course-corrected
    "BECAUSE IT'S A COMEDY" :noah2:

    and then i was silent the rest of the ride :sad2:
     
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    Maximus Skeppy

    Oct 5, 2015
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Oct 5, 2015
    I... I dont wanna talk about it
     
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  9. Oldboy
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    Oct 5, 2015
    :hov3:
     
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  10. LasiK
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    LasiK d-mn fine coffee

    Oct 5, 2015
    when I was like 10 or 11 my Dad kicked out my step-mom on easter. my brother and I were helping get rid of her stuff and we found a ton of sex toys in her bedside night table. There was a butt plug, a crazy bunny dildo vibrator, this little metal egg attached to a box that vibrated on diff settings, etc.

    weird s--- for 10 yr old me.
     
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  11. camptech
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    camptech No more half-measures...

    Oct 5, 2015
    Busted my friend sticking his penis in a pool filter while we were swimming... I always wondered why my hair looked so healthy after swimming in Paul's pool...:heheh2:
     
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  12. JMG
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    JMG

    Oct 5, 2015
    was messing around with this drunk chick and she passed out.. i fooled around with her anyway, got her naked started fing--ing her hoping she would wake up ready to f---.. no she freaked out and left but on her way out she scream he tried to r--- me. both my roomates heard her but we never spoke of it.
     
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    Oct 5, 2015
    Threesome with two of the managers at my old job.
    NOPE. Never brought it up. Nope.
     
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  14. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Oct 5, 2015
    there's probably a lot more moments like that if I could remember s--- better
     
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  15. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM PRIME WILL BE BACK

    Oct 5, 2015
    I've puked on my dentist. Going back to car while being cover in vomit isn't nice, especially when you have to walk through corridor full of people...
     
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    MFING TREY Got hella hoes like a Home Depot

    Oct 5, 2015
    During gym I was zoning out standing under the rim and out of the corner I see blur. I turn to see him trying dunk over me. I put my hand up and accidentally touch his d-ck :emoji_slight_frown:
     
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    Oct 5, 2015
    :wtfno:
     
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  18. Krabby Patty
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    Krabby Patty OVOXO

    Oct 5, 2015
    I was beefing with this one kid, and I was walking with this girl to her house one day, and the guy I was beefing with was walking towards my direction. It was a p---- thing to do, but I ran into the big bush with the girl next to his apartments and stayed there for 20 minutes. It wasn't him that scared me, it was his knife. Atleast I made out with her while waiting.
     
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  19. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 6, 2015
    When I was like 10 me and my friend were playing together then I remember we got under my bed and shower our d----s to each other. We didn't touch just showed it. Can't remember if we were hard or not. I still know him and we've never mentioned it since


    At the same time there was this girl the same age a daughter of family friends. From our country too so pretty conservative people. Anyway we were at their home and I led her down the basement and showed her my d-ck. She sort of touched it and showed me her a--- and p----. We kept doing this whenever we'd visit. I saw her again recently after she had just gotten married and I could tell she felt really awkward about me being there talking to her husband

    When I was like 14 and living in Italy I saw this guy I know who's a bit older than me sitting along the beach with another kid who was probably like 12 or something. Anyway I was walking along home and sort of walked up to them from behind/side to say hi and saw that the kid was giving him a handjob they sort of saw me and covered up a bit we said hi and I kept walking. We never talked about it and the older guy is now married.

    Once I walked in in my female cousin's room to tell her something and her husband was taking her pants off

    One time still in Italy it was New Years and all the kids buy illegal fire crackers and s--- and blow them up. Me and my friends were walking throw them around on the beach and ahead of us was this prick called Carmine who had this skin condition that made him look sort of black. Anyway he was what you'd call a bad person just always picking on other people etc. We walked by us and after a bit he threw some fire crackers at us. They were small but could still injure you if they explode close enough. We sort of ignored and kept going and he kept doing it. Then we did a few back and the last one we did was a bit bigger. We threw it towards his direction behind some wall and ran away and didn't think much of it. A few days later I found he had actually lost a few fingers. Around this time I actually left for Australia so I was glad I didn't get in any trouble but neither did any of my other friends so I don't know the full story there other than Carmine sort of vanished after that. I've always been a bit worried when I go back the cops will talk to me or Carmine will be back for revenge


    One time I thought I was talking to my guy cousin but it was my girl cousin on his account and I was telling her how my dad f---s me and I s--- his c--- (just the stupid foul humour me and my guy cousin had when we were young) and she cried and told everyone


    theres a ladyboy (no operation though just long hair and wears female clothes and makeup) I know who used to be a normal guy and suddenly became a ladyboy whor-. He mentioned this guy by name. This family man a family friend of ours. I asked the ladyboy what about him and he sort of tried to play it off like I heard wrong. I forced it out of him and he said he's f----- him before. A few times actually and was quite a gentleman. This man would f--- him and then take him out for ice cream and coffee. So a grown a--- man was f---ing this young teenage queer and then taking him out for tea and s---. I never told anyone else this as it would ruin lives and s--- but I still laugh inside when I see either of them
     
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