Jun 14, 2017 f---ing Queensland Pig Shits imagine my surprise when my 9/10 tinder date tells me her dad is a cop... heart never dropped so hard in my life! had one bite of my chicken parma and thought "f--- this, i've royally f----- myself into a s-----y situation" she even had the nerve to tell me "ya i hate people who say "f--- the police"" wanted to get up right there and then like "i just bought you a fucken meal and you hate me?! wtf u c----!"
Jun 14, 2017 like a supernintendant or liutenant or sargeant or some high ranking s---. he's dodged so many car fines/tickets cause of it.
Jun 14, 2017 I would have f----- her and sent pics to the station he worked at cmon man At least you had a good feed chicken parma is a 10/10 meal even if you're sitting across from a cop lover
Jun 14, 2017 I remember we had those gay Cops are tops bumper stickers on our car hahaha I'm surprised it wasn't keyed everyday I've seen him get out of speeding fines a few times cuz he's an ex cop and knew the coo that pulled us over. Once we were speeding to maccas before the 1030am breakfast cutoff
Jun 14, 2017 lol yeah it's just funny as f--- knowing i've railed lines off a high ranking cops bathroom sink, smoked bongs in same cops house etc etc, his son is f---ing hectic
Jun 25, 2017 Got trapped nd caught tryna steal 2 bikes lol got fined for tresspassin from the cops tho Also got caught like 3 times tryna steal s--- from stores. Caught stealing a bunch of s--- from best buy, caught tryna steal microwave food and a soda from Rabbas lol and got caught stealing liquor from LCBO, still managed to get a bottle tho.
Jun 25, 2017 it wasnt in a row, they occurred at different times throughout the last 5 years. Worse cud have happened tbh
Jun 25, 2017 when me and my mates were pissed af and went to this golfcourse at night and stole all the golfkarts and went for a joyrides around the greens .....ended up trashing most of them and we got caught on camera...lucky i was only 17 and just got 100 hours community service
