Apr 7, 2015 Everyone lmfao I'm not good at talking to people. I try and keep a conversation going but then I just freeze like
Apr 7, 2015 When I had to change the oil in my honda accord I would get scared that the car would fall on me while I'm under it...lol.
Apr 7, 2015 anything that has wings and stings. f--- those things man. what f---ing crevice in h--- did this thing crawl out of
Apr 7, 2015 Being close enough to snakes to touch them. I don't mind heights, elevators, spiders, conversation, small spaces, airplanes, or really anything I've come across that a lot of people have problems with, but snakes can f--- the f--- off. I can look at them from a distance, or behind glass, or any other situation where we can't reach each other (In the wild, or zoos, or wherever else), but if it's within arms reach I'm getting the f--- outta there. Type of snake is irrelevant. Garter, rattler, boa, viper, corn, Python, whatever. They all have the same affect.
Apr 7, 2015 Back in college I was eating an Apple next to a garbage can. Some wasp/hornet/bee/b---- flies out it and wouldn't leave me alone. I was dodging it and I realized how dumb I prolly looked to people in the parking lot next to it.
Apr 7, 2015 Oh yeah, I f---ing hate bugs of all sorts. Sometimes I'm chilling on the way home from school and this little b---- a--- wasp wants to get up in my grill like So I'm like nah I don't f--- wit you then I gotta scream like a b---- in public and haul a--- outta there. Like for real, wasps are the #1 cause of half my public humiliation. Little fuckboys try so hard to be bees but they ain't s---.
Apr 7, 2015 I got stung for the first (and only thank god) time when I was maybe 9 or 10. i was eating my dinner outside because it was a nice day. had some fries from down the road because it was too hot to cook and we just wanted an easy night. I open my mouth to put a fry in there and a little f---ing wasp swoops into my mouth and decides to sting the f--- out of my lip.
Apr 7, 2015 I've been stung by a nest of wasps before cause my friends dumb family set it on fire while we were playing football lol. Also have stood on a dead wasps stinger barefoot... it honestly hurts way more than you'd think. Such a sharp pain. I was sure a pin went in my foot or something. Honestly not afraid of wasps though, they're just annoying. they leave you alone if you don't act out.
