Sep 26, 2015 bruh the list of s--- I've said that's dumb, intentional or not, is probably longer than a dictionary
Sep 26, 2015 working at a restaurant, hand this chick her food and she is like "hey remember me from high school, i was pregnant last time you saw me". i clearly remembered her but my brain said f--- you say something stupid instead, so i was like "i dunno i knew many pregnant chicks" she said "nvm" and drove off.
Sep 27, 2015 me me me me im always sticking my foot in my mouth and I always feel like I'm offending someone somehow in real life and/or on the the internet
Sep 27, 2015 Bringing up a girl's ex by accident halfway through asking her out is a pretty good recent one
Sep 27, 2015 This is literally impossible for me. I've never stopped to think before I say something. I say the worst things at the worst times. It's the worst thing about me, I never think before I speak.
