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What's your uber passenger rating?

Started by Kon, Aug 31, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. SliK
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    SliK mad kunt

    Aug 2, 2018
    4.8 and the last driver I had was an autistic b---- with food stains down her front who had a go at me for slamming the door. So when I left I closed the door so lighly it didn't close properly and i gave her 1 star.
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 2, 2018
    this pisses me off too, it's like if your so concerned about your BMW car door buy a fucken stopper and put it in the door so it can't be slammed, otherwise get f----- and stopped driving european bs.

    like do these c---- not realise every model of car is different and 99.99% of the time you slam the f--- out of car doors to close them properly? unless its some european fragile glass car s--- box c---- mobile
     
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  3. SliK
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    SliK mad kunt

    Aug 2, 2018
    Tbh I didn't even think I slammed it. She was just dumb as f---. I agree though, if your car is so precious don't use it to transport drunk strangers for a f---ing living
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 2, 2018
    aw man should of seen this paki dickhead with his fancy lotus bs... it's fucken 11:30-midnight and this c---- is picking up people from a known shithole/known fight pub with a mother f---ing lotus. so as soon as we open the doors ofcourse this c---- has lights on the doors that shine the logo of his car on the road so were all like "f--- c---- look at this fancy s--- aye!"
    drivers obviously thinking like "what have i done" and starts going "er ah ok guys pls get in pls ok" so we get in and me and 2 of the bois are in the back and what do we find? c---- got a fucken tv in the car c----!!!!!
    so ofcourse were fucken cheering like "OUS OUS OUS CHUCK FOOTY ON OUS OUS" so we like fold it down from the roof and try turn it on next thing you know uber driver starts losing his s---
     
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  5. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Aug 2, 2018
    hit enter too early. c---- is full yelling at us "IS OK TO HAVE FUN ALRIGH BUT HEV TO BE CAREFUL OK JUST CALM DOWN AND SETTLE OR I DROP YOU HERE"
    my mates like "look mate your the one that f----- up by picking us up alright not our fault" and we just laughed the rest of the way. mate got 2 stars for that one
     
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  6. SliK
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    SliK mad kunt

    Aug 2, 2018
    Hahaha perfect impression
     
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  7. Mraczewsky
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    Mraczewsky r.i.p. mac

    Aug 3, 2018
    what kind of lotus can pack 3+ people in it? d---

    I have 5.0, im hella polite but I always slam the doors as well, like f--- what can happen? Breaking car windows is hard as f---
     
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  8. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Aug 3, 2018
    All I can say is im lucky that my mate orders the uber...
     
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  9. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Aug 10, 2018
    Why would anyone give Redman a bad rating?
     
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  10. Kon
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    Kon

    Aug 10, 2018
    Not sure how my old a--- thread got bumped but my uber rating is now up to a 4.82.
     
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  11. joeyp363
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    joeyp363

    Aug 10, 2018
    2.7
     
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  12. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Aug 11, 2018
    4.79
     
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