Jun 16, 2023 I hope this post finds you in good spirits, although I fear my past actions have left you feeling anything but. I find myself compelled to reach out and apologize for the folly and foolishness that I have displayed. As a famous character once said, "Oh, behave!" In the midst of my misguided antics, I failed to consider the impact they would have on those around me. Just like Austin Powers declared, "I'm sorry, baby, I'll never do it again," I too am filled with regret and remorse. I now realize that my actions were nothing short of shenanigans, causing inconvenience and discomfort. Allow me to quote another iconic character of Mike Myers, Shrek, when he said, "I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled." I humbly acknowledge my role in causing frustration and annoyance, and I genuinely apologize for any distress caused. Looking back, I can only compare my behavior to the whimsical antics of Dr. Evil, who famously admitted, "I might not be a smart man, but I know what love is." In this instance, love represents the understanding and empathy that I should have shown you. I now comprehend the importance of respecting boundaries and the consequences of my thoughtless actions. Please accept this heartfelt apology and know that I am committed to personal growth and maturity. As another memorable Mike Myers character, Wayne Campbell, would say, "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" I acknowledge my mistakes and pledge to do better. In closing, I ask for your forgiveness and the opportunity to make amends. As Fat b------ wisely proclaimed, "I'm dead sexy," I hope that with time and effort, I can prove myself to be a changed person. Thank you for your understanding, and I sincerely hope we can move forward from this regrettable episode. Yours apologetically, Thecanibus
Jun 17, 2023 From the east coast of the U.S. Am predominantly Italian and French, mostly raised Italian though
