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  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Mar 31, 2022
    Is it res? He plays this game all the time where he argues with his own alts and starts pointing fingers. To be fair I don't think he knows he's doing it though.
     
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  2. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Mar 31, 2022
    Ya grimace has been banned for like a year now. The Crimace account isn’t JMG tho btw
     
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  3. JayDeezNutz
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    JayDeezNutz

    Mar 30, 2022
    I once met Darth Vader, I gave him financial advice....

    Then I butt f----- Pamela Anderson.... And Tommy Lee...

    We rented Tesla prototype... I fixed it, sold the idea to Elon Musk....

    *Res posts be like*
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Mar 30, 2022
    Yeah I can tell by your goathead handsign
     
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    :dead:
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Mar 30, 2022
    Well res since you are constantly talking about how loved you are IRL (ignoring the fact people more than likely feel bad for the autistic and are overly nice to compensate) here's some advice on how to be more likable.
    Nobody asked
    Nobody asked, remove the moon comment. Not wanting to sit on a plane for 12 hours is relatable and understandable. Backwards moon is an awkward joke or a 'dad joke'. You aren't a dad, can you guess which of the 2 you fall under?
    Nobody asked, but, you've also never been to the southern hemisphere (half the world).
    Are you saying its not that big a deal?
    why have you brought it up constantly for the past year since you found out I was a tattoo artist?
     
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  7. JMG
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    JMG

    Mar 30, 2022
    You think I don't have your address?

    Can you post a picture of you actually with a women? Or just from a distance?
     
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  8. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Mar 30, 2022
    LOL yet another thread where Ret God gets owned for his pathetic behaviour!

    Bro no one gives a s--- that you banged a Chinese tranny on the balcony of upper class McDonald’s buddy! Ur nearly 50 bro but yet you have the brain of a 15 year old… kinda impressive in a way buddy!

    And that Chris Rock recording shows ur a p----, u know why? You were too scared to film the man doing his craft, camera was basically pointed at the floor the whole time LOL.

    Get back on the special bus, fa----.
     
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  9. Tone Riggz
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    Tone Riggz There's No Cure For Being A C*nt

    Mar 28, 2022
    I hope Chris blasts that whole family. If he doesn’t address this in his standup, it would be a disappointment.
     
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  10. poopdogg
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    poopdogg Retired

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  11. Detroit24
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    Detroit24

    Mar 28, 2022
    Chris rock was about to say...if I wasn’t paid so much money I would respond with another great joke or he felt like he could physically return the favour possibly

    his brain was definitely rocked...processing the entire situation

    what am I suppose to say up here again
     
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  12. Chuny
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    Chuny DuttyRock

    Mar 28, 2022
    Definitely not staged. If it had been staged, they would have made it a lot bigger, funnier and ridiculous.

    It's embarrassing.
    Although it's clear to me that Will didn't mean to knock him out or hit him real hard. Will is a strong dude, he could've hurt the h--- out of Rock if he wanted to.
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Mar 28, 2022
    I saw august open up for pusha and 2 chainz in 2014 which was the first time I’d heard of him and then I hadn’t thought about him a single time again until he went on that twitter rant about jada. we all would have collectively forgotten about him in 24 hours if they hadn’t said anything
     
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Apr 10, 2022
    He been poking on Jada too remember
     
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Apr 9, 2022
    jaden been real quiet lately:crine:
     
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    Mar 31, 2022
    That little f---er @michael scott ruined the ending of Dexter for me. But in a way he prepared me so whatever.
     
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  17. JayDeezNutz
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    Mar 31, 2022
    @Help he exposed my IP
     
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Mar 31, 2022
    :sorryy:
     
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  19. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Mar 30, 2022
    @Crimace talking about Star Wars reminded me of one of my fav minor grimace lies where he claimed that it was him who spoiled that h*n s*lo d*es in Star Wars 7 for the forum. This happened back in 2015 when we had the anon sxn and he assumed that no one would be able to check if it was him cuz it was anonymous and also gone. But the anon sxn still exists it’s just archived and I specifically remembered who it was who did it so I pulled up the receipts proving it wasn’t him and he was just like like “oh well I did it too and also did it first ha ha” with nothing to back it up and changed the subject
     
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  20. JayDeezNutz
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    Mar 30, 2022
    Explains a lot
     
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