Jan 25, 2017

like florida has gators but they aint really scary becuase they mostly leave ppl alone cuz of how used they are too ppl. Crocs probably a whole different story

 

Jan 25, 2017

One of my weird phobias are lizards, I cant even cope with the geckos and skinks my pets bring in. If I ever see a monitor lizard I think I would find the quickest way to k--- myself before it comes 20m near me.

 

Jan 25, 2017

woke up at 4am with a big a--- spider on my forehead and it bit me

 

Jan 25, 2017

@Coco you're my hero.

f--- birds. Disgusting things.

 

Jan 25, 2017

Forgot you hate birds

 

Jan 25, 2017

Especially Crows

 

Jan 25, 2017

 

Jan 25, 2017

Man I woke up with a spider crawling on my roof that stopped right above me, then it dropped down through its web. I quickly got up found a book and smashed the s--- out of it.

 

Jan 25, 2017

Since you're Yoda, you slapped on a band aid and went back to f---ing sleep

 

Jan 25, 2017

get this, crocodiles weigh like i dunno f---ing heaps. but cause they weigh so much, they only have enough energy to go for like 1 k--- per day (if it requires effort) so basically they sit still in the sun, charging up their power, so that if say a human walks by, this 1 tonne c---- will chase you, outrun you and eat you. they can run for about 2 minutes, faster than a human.

this is the croc i saw, "Cassius" the fucken dinosaur (largest croc in captivity, since Lolong died in indonesia or wherever the f--- it was)
weighs like 1.1 tonnes and is pushing 8 metres long.

(this pic is old though and that piss poor enclosure is now pretty much a 4 metre high prison cell. i'm gonna take a wild guess and assume he likely took a chunk out of that old c---- arma t some point. either way, they don't go into Cassius' enclosure unless they absolutely have to now. they feed him via lowering a leg of fucken ham sized chunk of meat into the enclosure and the c---- roars and fucken swallows it. )

The largest recorded one in queensland though to my knowledge was this c---- from years ago. fucken 8.6 metres. that's a fucken dinosaur mate.


then theres this character, i think he's pushing for 7.5 metres, but he always shows up for the saltwater croc tours in far north queensland. c---- been alive for over 50 years and its missing a leg.



annnnnd not sure how true it is, but people from Far North Queensland who go croc hunting etc, say there's 8 metre crocs around all over the place but they do nothing about them because they weigh so fucken much and are just too big to f--- with in terms of killing/getting onto a boat/transporting.

 

Jan 25, 2017

Lol tf y u hate birds so much?

 

Jan 25, 2017

yea thats f---ing nuts lmao

 

Jan 25, 2017

@Coco sucks to live in Aussie. No true threats here besides bears and snakes.

You guys have dinosaurs and f---ing mutant kangaroos.

 

Jan 25, 2017

Just an irrational fear tbh. I can't help it.

 

Jan 25, 2017

with the amount of s--- in Australia, Joel is terrified of birds.

 

Jan 25, 2017

 

Jan 25, 2017

the everglades in florida are f---ing run by african pythons cuz stupid c---- illegial get them as pets and cant handle them and set them loose in the everglades thats the craziest thing we got here

 

Jan 25, 2017

The only f----- up animals I really encounter in Melbourne are scary a--- spiders and bats

 

Jan 25, 2017

like for example the largest python in the world lives in florida here he is

 

Jan 25, 2017

You also have a wild XXXTentacion, lucky he's in an enclosure currently.