Worst Animal Encounter?

Started by Buu, Jan 24, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Jan 25, 2017
    these kunty pythons just eat gators like no problem its f---ing ridiculous
     
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  3. Lucy
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    Jan 25, 2017
    the craziest part is that a lot of these "f--- hueg" crocs are like around areas that are pretty remote, but still frequented by humans. Humans f--- up the ecosystem ridiculous amounts along with the food chain. (there's studies to back this up/documented cases of 'bigger than usual' animals) apparently some animals, when left untouched by humans in their natural habitat, can grow to sizes bigger than what is assumed to be their peak. For example there are like 3 metre snake looking fish in parts of the amazon, same fish were thought to grow up to 1.5 metres in perfect fish-farm conditions. so with that in mind, there's a good chance there's some alpha dinocroc in the heart of north queensland that's just been getting bigger for the past 60 years.


    whew, that'd be an alright fight. if you get constricted you're completely f-----. but one swift stomp to the head and it's done. so it'd be a crazy standoff
     
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  4. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 25, 2017
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  6. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 25, 2017
    This dude coco is f---ing spaced out on f---ing crocs mate :laff: dude dropping fact on fact. Would comply all his post into one and put in the HOF but I'm tired as h---

    Edit: would nominate*
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    Bruh u ain't a mod
     
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  8. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 25, 2017
    u right.
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    Dogs always try and f--- me, literally every dog I meet whips it out and starts molesting my leg it's really awkward around family friends when their dog getting their f--- on when they telling me about job opportunities
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    when i was a kid i went swimming with stingrays and it was super wavy so the sting rays would float right at you and the manta rays would swim under your feet so you could step on the ground either it was absolutely terrifying

    another time i was swimming in very shallow water, maybe just 3 feet, and swam over a field of sea urchins to the point where i was completely surrounded and just inches above thousands of them. i could barely kick to swim away cause otherwise i would've kicked an urchin, i got out without being stung but it was scary.

    that's about it i guess.

    probably the coolest animal experience i had was holding a spider starfish, oh and these three birdies a couple years ago

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    put some respeck on my name
     
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  11. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 25, 2017
    They are showing you they are the dominate one and they rule. Even seen 2 male dogs hump it out for top dawg in the neighborhood
     
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    So dogs have a hierarchy established by agro r---?
    Humans need this tbr
     
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  13. Buu
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    Jan 25, 2017
    This man Goldy just has the brightest smile :wub:
     
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    ima r--- u buffalo
     
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  15. Buu
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    Jan 25, 2017
    Joel about to put Goldy on ignore. Every since Steve Irwin, have sort of feared Stingrays and manta rays, even though the its rare to get stung by one.
     
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    I lead the r--- g--- on SXN80 so good luck with that b---- kunt
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    There's a video of Steve Irwins death but it hasn't been released I wanna see it real bad honestly
    His daughters hot but such a smug unfunny b----
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    I wanna DM Bindy a pic of her dead dad stupid orphan b----
     
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  19. Kon
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    Jan 25, 2017
    lol @ thinking you'd have the balls to stomp that pythons head, what if he catches your leg as you're doing so? Then you're f-----, or what if you don't do it hard enough so it doesn't k--- him and you just piss him off more.

    I see that thing I'm running outta there and maybe hopping some walls and fences if need be, f--- a fight.
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    Dark Souls installing rn
     
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