Jan 25, 2017

Dr Phill such a doughy kunt

 

Jan 25, 2017

All the tapes have been destoryed. The film does not exist anymore.

 

Jan 25, 2017

d--- loll why the hate for steve irwin? he was a great educator on many animal species growing up

 

Jan 25, 2017

I love Steve but his daughter a stupid kunt

d--- that's bs

 

Jan 25, 2017

snakes have very fragile bone structure, the head is the most dense bone area, but as i said, a swift stomp to the head (by me, not a child) and it's dead. and that's what i said sorta, if i get the stomp, it''s dead, if the python gets wrapped around my leg, im dead. also if a python bites you, well f--- you got a little cut on your leg and that's it. the only way these things k--- you is by constricting you, so naturally by standing you've got the edge in the fight - you just have to make sure it doesn't wrap itself around you.

when i had one in my backyard the only reason i didn't stomp its head was because it would of made too much mess cause it was so big. i didn't want to clean that s--- up when i was done, so i just threw a scooter at it and it f----- off. But I handled it a fair bit before resorting to the scooter throw. like if you grab it by the tail and just run, they literally can't do s--- to you while you're dragging the s--- c---- along behind you.

 

Jan 25, 2017

nah

 

Jan 25, 2017

great stories, keep em coming

 

Jan 25, 2017

i feel like my knowledge has/will probably save atleast 2 sxn80 members in their lifetime. just remember whatever fear of animals you have, they share the same - it's all about confidence. i know people say that and it seems like some pseudo s---, but it's true, animals may not be as smart as humans and rely on natural instincts, and one of their instincts is fear, just like humans.

if you ever come face to face with some kind of ferocious animal and you think "well im 235% f----- here" instead of running, sometimes charging at it and making noises is enough to make the animal s--- itself harder than you. It's kinda like when 2 people get into a fight, before the first swing they stand face to face insulting eachother and at times 1 gets so intimidated they try to flee. animal kingdom works the same.

@Ben @Perfectbuu16 @ivi @Sir BuffaloBoy V The World II @Ordinary Joel @Kon this video might change your perspective on animals in general - 3 africans vs 15 lions

(theres a better video i can't find, it's literally 1 african charging at lions bashing sticks over his head, then the lions piss bolting the f--- away in fear - this dude was doing it for fun and was laughing, not hunting like the video above)

 

Jan 25, 2017

thats cool and everything but if i see a komodo dragon im running and not stopping until im back in the states where f---ing dragons arent real

 

Jan 25, 2017

these guys have balls of steel, adult male lions reach 400-500lbs in their prime and would k--- any human with ease.

 

Jan 25, 2017

oh and fun fact, the african who was chasing them off and laughing in the vid i cant find, he explained they are just big scared cats and when they were kids, the village elders taught them to pick up sticks and charge at lions making noise and looking "big" will scare them. and the guy with camera is like "so you did this when you were a kid?"
"yes. all of us do it"

lmfao

 

Jan 25, 2017

yeah that's the point Lions could k--- humans, piss easy, but they aren't evolved enough to look past their fear so they'll naturally flee if they feel threatened

 

Jan 25, 2017

komodo dragons are legit alphas , they have venemous glands, are fast as f--- and have a dangerous tail that can whip you to death

 

Jan 25, 2017

see what kinda of evil genius would create this killing machine

 

Jan 25, 2017

they also have no known predators except maybe humans

 

Jan 25, 2017

I unintentionally Matrix dodged a magpie the day before yesterday I was setting up the garden hose and just as I turned around it flew by my head

 

Jan 25, 2017

crazy how big these gators get, but compared to saltwater crocodiles theyre midgets

 

Jan 25, 2017

bump for best thread on this forum right now

 

Jan 25, 2017

a dog bit me once

 

Jan 25, 2017

Thats f---ing wild. Never really knew the difference from gators and crocs.