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Worst Animal Encounter?

Started by Buu, Jan 24, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Buu
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    Jan 25, 2017
    u ok?
     
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    Her name was Kristy. I pulled back on her hair too hard
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    d--- dude. Dog bites are the worst
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    what a b----
    get it, b----?

    imma be eminems ghostwriter for his next album
     
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  5. Lucy
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    Jan 25, 2017
    wow, why did i waste my posts in here with animal facts? i should of made my first post something funny like "ive encountered an aboriginal before"
     
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  6. boyz n the suburbs
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    Jan 25, 2017
    I got attacked by a pit bull once when I was younger, don't remember much of it though.

    This thread is great though, thanks coco.
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    call me wikipedia brusss
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    not really an encounter but i dont have any good encounter stories


    i killed my bird when i was younger on accident because i didnt know the microwave radiation would hurt him from two rooms over, lil n----- got cooked

    :idk:
     
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    Wtf what kind of microwave do you have?
    I've never heard of anything like this.
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    I tried so hard not to ask that question. Dude has a nuclear powerplant in his kitchen :dead:
     
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    I was playing fetch with a chick's dog one time and the stick got caught up on a hillside and rammed into the dog's throat. The dog started freaking out with the stick stuck, For a split second, I thought it had jabbed straight into its eye or something. The chick's scary a--- brother came outside wanting to know what I did to his dog. Scarier than any animal attack I've ever been involved in tbh.
     
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    My n----- theres a reason i switched to cats. They dont just drop dead for no reason i guess.

    f--- birds dont get one for your kid.

    On the real tho i had both the dead birds examined n it was actually the PTFE chemical that was released while microwaving bags of popcorn.


    Only animal encounter that just came to mind was being up north in the woods at night smoking and hearing s--- only to go inside flip the light on n see a bear. But bears are normal up there so it wasnt surprising. Just a lil scary he mightve been closer than id like to know lmao
     
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    No one liking my dead birds story but yall likin the reactions f--- yall
    [​IMG]
     
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    d--- amazed this guy didnt get mauled
     
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    Jan 26, 2017
    Got growled at by a badger once.

    And went to a zoo in Mexico and went into the pelican park really late (like 5mins before they were closing) and me and the Mrs got trapped on a bridge with really aggressive Pelicans coming for us at each end. Sounds pathetic but it was pretty frightening. They're big f---ers!
     
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    Gator almost got him
     
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    Jan 26, 2017
    a skunk snuck up on me at work but i gave them the Ali shuffle
     
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    Jan 26, 2017
    .. Why? What was the point of this? Why did they have to film it. If I was in that position, I'd take a clean video/pic then just jet it. Dude almost got chomped
     
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    Jan 26, 2017
    Ahh that makes more sense. Never understand the purpose of owning a pet bird. Would get boring pretty fast
     
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    Jan 27, 2017
    I saw a big moth
     
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