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worst places to get a boner

Started by J WALK, Mar 24, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. LasiK
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    LasiK d-mn fine coffee

    Mar 25, 2015
    Does this happen often to people? I remember getting random boners back in jr high, s--- doesn't happen anymore though. Then again, I'm on medication that kills my sex drive but that's only been the past year or so.
     
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  2. Fazers
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    Fazers

    Mar 25, 2015
    a morgue
     
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    pHiLLip fARkLe Goofiest Poster on the Forum, Ever.

    Mar 25, 2015
    at an all you can eat buffet
     
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  4. TommyGun
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    Mar 25, 2015
    up the bum bum
     
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  5. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Mar 25, 2015
    thats the best place
     
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  6. because the internet
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    because the internet

    Mar 25, 2015
    It was my birthday last year and I was woken up by my family all standing at my door wanting me to get up.......... didn't know what to do so I had to sorta shuffle along and sit on the edge of my bed with my duvet still covering it up and had to waste time till the s--- went away by putting socks on and s---.... thought my life was gonna end at that moment.
     
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  7. Mikey
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    Mar 25, 2015
    Your only 14 doubt anyone would have noticed :wayne:
     
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    because the internet

    Mar 25, 2015
    lmfao I'm just gonna laugh it off and pretend I never read that
     
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  9. Mike02
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    Apr 25, 2015
    Same here man. Seemed like I always got a huge boner right before I had to stand up infront of the class or when classes would change and I'd have to walk through the hallways. I'd always hold my books infront of my crotch to try to hide it lol.
     
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  10. MFING TREY
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    MFING TREY Got hella hoes like a Home Depot

    Apr 25, 2015
    I dont swim, but at a swim meet right after one of ur races while the wet swimsuit is clingy.

    My worst is at the dentists
     
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  11. K18 El Duderino
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    K18 El Duderino Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Apr 26, 2015
    I would imagine getting a boner during a wrestling meet would for sure be an awkward time to get a hard on.
     
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  12. Clive
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    Clive Mind Over Matter And Soul Before Flesh

    Apr 26, 2015
    Before taking a s---.
     
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Apr 27, 2015
    in school or anywhere public is the worst
     
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  14. Criza Malone Hamilton
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    Criza Malone Hamilton Check the birthdate. n*gga you ain't Ric Flair

    Apr 28, 2015
    Ugh. The dentist hands down

    Right before the bell would ring in hs
     
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    ra to the COON

    Apr 29, 2015
    church :jordan: being 14 and having all those "whoremoans" running through you gets tough but come on don't lie we've all gone to church and looked at a---. haha d--- lord forgive me
     
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  16. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Apr 29, 2015
    At an all you can eat morgue right as the bell rings and you're about to take a s---
     
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    Apr 29, 2015
    I'll never forget my high-school freshman homecoming. I was grinding on my date, and got one. She looked at me - and I responded with "at-least you know I'm well endowed" and got slapped
     
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    Apr 29, 2015
    when asking your boss for a "raise"
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Apr 29, 2015
    Lmao how you gon do something sexual like grinding and get mad when your man gets sexually aroused
     
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    She was one of those super religous girls :sad1::sad2:
     
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