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Serious Would you rather s--- a d-ck for 1 minute, or get food poisoning?

Started by Oldboy, Oct 25, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Byczu
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    Oct 25, 2015
    Here we go again :lol6:
     
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    mow long live flippa

    Oct 25, 2015
    Food poisoning
     
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    Food poisoning. The d-ck is a NO-NO! :hard:
     
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 25, 2015
    i ask the hard hitting questions that really make you think [​IMG]
     
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    food poisoning not sucking any d----s
     
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    Oct 25, 2015
    d-ck poisoning
     
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    :kobe:
     
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    Byczu Making music...sorta

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    [​IMG]
     
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    theg got that pma

    Oct 25, 2015
    @Koolo is it possible that the dude has some sort of food poisoning that can transfer through the peen? like what if i go for the blow but i still get food poisining

    i dont want any monkey paw funny business going on here [​IMG]
     
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    well it is possible but the risk is low
     
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    inb4 'Would you rather s--- a d-ck for 1 minute or get AIDS'
     
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    Probably from an acupuncture session gone wrong
     
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    theg got that pma

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    not worth it give me the rancid food :work2:
     
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    Oct 25, 2015
    I've never got food poisoning but I think I could get something like that if I s--- a d-ck....i'll take the food poisoning
     
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    Oct 25, 2015
    @Narsh would you rather s--- a d-ck or stub your toe on your bed?
     
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    Oct 25, 2015
    s--- a d-ck I hate pain I'm a bitxh
     
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Oct 25, 2015
    s--- a d-ck or miss your bus home?
     
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    Oct 25, 2015
    The 'Serious' prefix in this thread...:mjcry:
    But i will choose the food poisoning, with no regrets.
     
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    Oct 25, 2015
    should report the misuse of the tag tbh
     
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    Oct 25, 2015
    I had food poisoning on 4th of July and had to go to the hospital because I couldn't keep any water down and didn't stop puking even when I stopped trying to drink for like 12 hours. I was so dehydrated my whole body felt dry and wrinkly and my abs/stomach were cramping up from convulsing/dry heaving. My girlfriend said when I was dry heaving I was making noises she didn't think human beings could make.

    They gave me promethazine suppositories to take home if I kept feeling nauseous so if I'm gonna have to shove a pill up my a--- anyway I might as well s--- a d-ck for a minute and save the $400 hospital visit.
     
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