Serious Would you rather s--- a d-ck for 1 minute, or get food poisoning?

Started by Oldboy, Oct 25, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

    Oct 25, 2015
    LOL, so gay!!!
     
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  2. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 25, 2015
    The suppositories are still chillin in my fridge for a rainy day if you need one fam. :dkk:
     
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  3. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

    Oct 25, 2015
    Started missing that smilie
     
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  4. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 25, 2015
    Seriously though anyone picking food poisoning has never had real food poisoning. You wretch until your stomach cramps and bile goes up your nose. It's f---ing awful.
     
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  5. Johnny Guitar
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    Oct 25, 2015
    Why not both?

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  6. Mano
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    Oct 25, 2015
    Still not sucking d----s
     
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  7. Narsh
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  8. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Oct 25, 2015
    it's shameful.
    people are like "om its such a dumb question"
    or
    "hm this suspect"
    or
    "deff gay"

    Have some confidence in your sexuality you f---s. Koolo isn't going to force you to kiss a guy for 2 minutes, or make you s--- his d-ck for 3 seconds if you answer. it's a "what if" scenario. f---ing p-----s can't even imagine sucking a d-ck for 3 seconds without feeling gay SMH.


    look man you're like 24 aren't you? you've used this same joke every time I get mentioned. I'm starting to find it 10x more f---ing cringe, then what it was a year or two ago. Now I know you have a weight issue and I wouldn't want to make fun of you - but if you continue this way, I'll just call you Robust instead of Robot to reflect your weight IRL.
     
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  9. attila
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    Oct 25, 2015
    I don't have a weight problem tho, haven't you seen a recent pic of me yet?

    Totally handsome. :hehehe:
     
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  10. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Oct 25, 2015
    Food poisoning.
     
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  11. KnowRayJones
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    Oct 26, 2015
    :SADWAYNE: I had food poisoning when I was 16, My next door neighbor was having a barbecue and dropped some food off cause my mom and step dad were out of town. I was at home alone dying for 4 days while these n----s was out on vacation. I can honestly say that was the most painful feeling I've ever had besides getting shot, But look my dude.... I'd pick that food poisoning. :idk:
     
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  12. Jackie Onassis
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    Oct 26, 2015
    Can it be my d-ck?
     
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  13. Final
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    Final

    Oct 26, 2015
    *casually throws in "that one time when i got shot"*

    :ehh:
     
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  14. KnowRayJones
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    Oct 26, 2015
    :drakelaugh2:Nah bro I said that wrong, I'm not a tough guy lmao. I shot myself by accident when I was younger. Check me out though:

    :kobe:
     
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  15. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Oct 26, 2015
    Koolo, man... whats going on?
     
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  16. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 27, 2015
    s--- a d-ck and swallow the load as fast as you can or passionately make out with @Narsh for an hour?
     
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  17. Narsh
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    s--- a d-ck and swallow the load as fast as you can
     
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  18. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 27, 2015
    Agreed
     
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  19. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 27, 2015
    f--- @Robot in the a--- with a condom or let @Narsh s--- your d-ck till you c-m in his mouth?
     
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  20. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

    Oct 27, 2015
    Can I play "Big Old Booty" while f---ing Bot?
     
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