Jun 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM

Ah, yes my debut album. You know I was down bad broke and almost abandoned hope. One day I was walking by, when Hailie was starting to choke on a rhyme. I said “Hay, what I tell you babe. Mathers family don’t choke, we rebuttal with a joke” and that’s when it hit me, Slim Shady epiphany. Dre said I needed Crip marketing, so I brought this controversy. Started to lose control when MTV handed me the remote. This s--- turn into the Truman Show! Parents began to revolt. Y’all act like yall never seen Dawson’s creek before. Not my fault these dumb teens leaked my music on the streets. Gangbangers and thugs in Upper-middle class cities. I was the Tupac Shakur of Suburbia. The Shakira of America. All because I said Chika-Chika. You can thank Hailie’s Babysitter! She whispered an onomatopoeia and it made me a legendary spitter