You're given immortality but as a cost you are sent back 3000 years - would you accept ?

Started by Oldboy, Jun 19, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 19, 2015
    How would no one do this? Only 200 years ago we were hanging women who could spell because we thought they were witches. Take me back 3000 years and no one can k--- me?? You could make up any story you want. Say you're gods cousin and he sent you here to have sex with every women...but no fattys. Imagine the look on someone's face from 3000 years ago if I made them a sandwich or a burger...they'd think I was god
     
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  2. RickGrimes
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    Can I take anything with me?
     
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  3. Pablo
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    Pablo Dragon Z-azou

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    I would never accept immortality. Most terrible thing that could ever happen to a human (i'm 100% serious)
     
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  4. Old Account
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    I wouldn't accept immortality

    I care too much about the people around me to watch everyone die while I continue to live
     
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  5. Oldboy
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  6. Cerrone
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    Cerrone Anyone, any time, any place

    Jun 19, 2015
    I'm basically the exact opposite. I care far to little about those around me/ develops little to no attachment to people for me not to accept immortality.
     
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  7. Jaya
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    imagine all the people of different times you get to f--- and have kids with... that'd be dope
    but also razors werent invented so ugh
     
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  8. attila
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    No, I would be too scared & freaked out if I was sent back 3,000 years, lol.
     
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  9. malik 2k3 plus
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    malik 2k3 plus me, kendall, n taylor marie smokin octocamo .

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  10. malik 2k3 plus
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    malik 2k3 plus me, kendall, n taylor marie smokin octocamo .

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    ima be some invincible warrior and become rich
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Most definitely I would

    You know how much cool s--- you'd be able to do for your life? There are things only certain people will be able to experience, generational things like Woodstock. Imagine being able to attend every relevant major social event in the modern world and beyond. Omg it'd be so dope.
     
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  12. homeless bitch
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    homeless bitch homeless piece of shit with nothing to live for

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    100% would do this.

    I would appear 3,000 years ago in a desolate area, k--- mad n----s throughout years a become a motherfuckin mythological monster. I would be an ominous figure in greek mythology and my violent heinous acts would be told over and over again around the ancient campfires across the world. Eventually, people would find out i'm immortal and begin to worship me as their messiah. Fast forward to 2015 and i'm ruling the entire f---ing world, dominating everything because i can. Fast forward another 1,000 years and i'm the intergalactic opium baron of our star sector, f---ing prime alien b------s and burning that andromeda kush.
     
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  13. homeless bitch
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    homeless bitch homeless piece of shit with nothing to live for

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    a naive position to take. The dichotomy between immortality and mortality is based on the presupposition that 1) death is, in fact, an ending and that 2) we understand what this experience we call "life" even is (which we don't). The true nature of our existence transcends any conception of mortality and immortality, it is literally incomprehensible, ineffable, and unspeakable.
     
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  14. Oldboy
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    f--- with a hairy bush
     
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  15. Zep
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    i wish i was born back then, r--- is my fave kind of sex
     
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  16. Zep
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    You could recreate every amazing movie, album, tv show etc and become a kuzzilionaire
     
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  17. Final
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    yea i would.. i'd rather it be that way, so i can see mankind evolve myself..

    rather than get immortality NOW and have to live another 3000 and see the world get nuked

    eventually you would catch on to how the politics of the different time periods work and could go around influencing things "heroes" style
     
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  18. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

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    Depends. If I was to accept would I be sent back 3000 years as the same person I am now or will I be strengthened due to 'immortality'?
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

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    I would, sumerians and aliens and s--- were here 3000 years ago, so I could leave earth easily
     
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