You're given immortality but as a cost you are sent back 3000 years - would you accept ?

Started by Oldboy, Jun 19, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. CSW
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    Jun 20, 2015
    I'm already immortal and/or the only person (left), you're all god pretending to be lots and lots of humans and it's actually the year ten billion trillion

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  2. BNF
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    like they have a choice now :comeon:
     
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  3. Lost Batarang
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    Jun 20, 2015
    Question, when the sun eventually burns out and destroys our world, will an immortal:
    A) Feel all that pain but still survive?
    and B ) Ultimately float around space for all eternity?
     
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  4. Fazers
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    just know that if you go back in time, you'll alter history and you'll come back to a present day which is nothing how it was before you went back
     
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  5. Fazers
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    you could be in an alternate history where nazi germany wins the war
     
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  6. Tom Brady
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    You're crazy if you'd accept 3000 years. 300 definitely, but 3000? Don't think most of you understand what it was like back then. Just because you live in 2015, have a smart phone, and use the internet, does not mean you'd come out the cut and rule the world. This aint some Vandal Savage s---!

    Also, being immortal would probably be the worst thing ever after a couple hundred years.
     
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  7. BNF
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    Ya'll are dumb as s---. I'd totally take the 3,000 years and my immortality. I'm gonna go ahead and assume ya'll hate your current lives, lol. No matter what life throws my way I will survive it and I'll get to watch as civilization grows and grows to become what we have now. I can live all over the f---in world. If I'm immortal I can live under the f---in sea and s---. Chill in the Himalayas just for funsies. s--- Cleopatra's ti--ies! Think of the fortune you could amass! By the time 20th century rolled around you'd be wealthy as f--- all. s---, I'd go even FURTHER back to be immortal.
     
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  8. Fazers
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    wait even though you're immortal, can you be killed by someone? because good luck surviving 3000 years lmao
     
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  9. Lil Wayne
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    You can't be killed but if your enemies managed to capture and seal you inside a tomb life would really s---
     
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  10. cmmn.sns
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    Jun 20, 2015
    The question is, that whether any of our s--- posters or r-----s would also have immortality or would I be the only one? Because a lifetime of stupidity is enough for me.


    Also would soon get difficult finding any women that aren't somehow closely related to you.
     
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    i dont think i want to live forever lol
     
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  12. BNF
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    Unless you're f---ing Atilla the g.d. Hun how the f--- would it be difficult to find a woman not closely related to you?

    "Oh, look, my family comes from Spain, I think I'll stay away from there." Problem solved.
     
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  13. cmmn.sns
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    You missed the point entirely. Immortality means that you'll be around forever. How many chicks do you think you will f--- in for example 3000+ years? More than 3000 right, expecting atleast some of them have children by you, who then have children, who later have children. And you'll be around till your childrens childrens children and so forth will be your age. You'll be after say a thousand years be f---ing someone somehow related to you and it will be difficult to keep track of. Even if you travel around constantly then this will just take a little longer but in the end will still be that way.
     
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    I'm shootin blanks, my n-----, so I'm good.
     
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    The most stupid thing i ever read.
    This sentence alone makes absolutely no sense.
    "The true nature of our existence", like you said, doesn't transcends conception of mortality and immortality since we are f---ing animals mate.
    If it's incomprehensible and unspeakable so how did we create philosophy, science, poetry? If the death does not exist, then our conception of life would be completely different. Maybe art wouldn't exist. Emotions neither. Maybe we wouldn't have an heart no more.
    d--- immortality sucks
     
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  16. homeless bitch
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    what you are calling "reality" isn't always as it seems. again, you are taking a naive position.
     
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  17. M.I.C.
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    life 3000 years ago was much better than it was 300 years ago, for the average person
     
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    I mean all the knowledge I could gain would be astronomical. All the music I would hear. All the books I could read. All the experiences I would have. The major historical events I would get to live through. Not to mention all the famous tail I could tap. I'd take it. Shame I wouldn't get to listen to TES for 3000 years.
     
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  19. LasiK
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    Well, hopefully within those 3000 years your "astronomical" gains of knowledge would make you realize Eminem blows and TES is an angsty teenager album.
     
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    I know It's angsty and very teenage esque but I still love it. One of the first albums I bought. There is a lot of intelligent lyricism on the album is well. imo.
     
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