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  1. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 25, 2015
    I'm pretty awful at chatting up random girls out of the blue, like walking up to them at the bar etc. But if somehow circumstances allow us to meet and we end up talking together, or a co-worker etc then hide your daughters from me
     
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  2. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Apr 17, 2015
    i imagine timmy had a daunte culpepper jersey for her. road jersey, the white one.
     
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  3. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Apr 17, 2015
    98%

    Tinder changed the game
     
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  4. Jay Daniels
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    Jay Daniels Just like that and I’m back bruh

    Apr 17, 2015
    If you bought 'em drinks they paid to be there. Life lesson for ya. Lol
     
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  5. Five Star
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    Five Star

    Apr 25, 2015
    I always have 2 women ready for me at any time of the night.

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    So I'd say things are going pretty well!!!
     
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  6. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Apr 17, 2015
    Who needs those bishes
     
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  7. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Apr 17, 2015
    0% success rate with women, thank god
     
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  8. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Apr 17, 2015
    In olden times before the invention of tender and men had to hunt and gather p----. Me and my boys used to play a game called "spooey".

    In this game we played at malls and other public places. The gist of the game was this: we'd see a girl or a pair of girls and call "spooey" and select a homeboy. That guy had to get that girl, or girls number(s).
    If you got the digits you won the game if you failed you lost.
    It didn't matter if the chicks were 1's, 5's or 9 1/2's... You had to do it.
    The more we played the easier it was to win and go out on dates and get laid.
    This led to me being more outgoing, clever and confident... I think every teenage boy should grow up with that game.
     
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  9. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Apr 17, 2015
    dawg I buy drinks for people I don't want to have sex with. they're called "friends"

    If you have to spend a bunch of money buying drinks for girls so they give you attention then you're either doing it wrong or going after the wrong girls. Just sayin.
     
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  10. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Apr 17, 2015
    "The sex"
     
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  11. Narsh
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    Narsh

    Apr 17, 2015
    almost everyone ive meet in my life loves me

    but im working on my weight so girls give me the sex more often
     
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  12. Jay Daniels
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    Jay Daniels Just like that and I’m back bruh

    Apr 17, 2015
    Let me just say. If you've only slept with one girl. And you got that girl pregnant. Well, your success rate is technically through the roof!!!!! Lol...... "Success" depends on what you're looking for... If you're in a long term relationship, you're pretty d--- successful in my books, good on ya.... I want that s---.... I'm done being Barney, I wanna be Ted..... Nah f--- that Ted sucks, I wanna be Marshall.
     
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  13. sxneighty123
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    sxneighty123 ⚡

    Apr 17, 2015
    I get girls drunk, can't tell if that's r--- or love
     
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  14. sxneighty123
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    sxneighty123 ⚡

    Apr 18, 2015
    @FlawlessT
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  15. Meero
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    Meero Ay ay ay

    Apr 18, 2015
    Classic thread
     
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  16. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Apr 17, 2015
    Think every guy not in a long term relationship has thought this at one point at least
     
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  17. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Apr 17, 2015
    f---
     
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  18. Pixel
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    Pixel Hiiipower

    Apr 17, 2015
    Lesson No. 1
    Most girls are f----- up, they want you to keep trying, cos they need that persistence to feel good about themselves....
     
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  19. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Apr 17, 2015
    Women are too easy. I like the challenge of getting a straight guy, the conquest feels amazing.
     
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  20. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Apr 17, 2015
    HAHAHA Classic FlawlessT :wayne:
     
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