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Started by TimmyT, Apr 17, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Apr 17, 2015
    i would absolutely k--- to hear the full story of timmy losing his virginity to a prostitute he probably undertipped
     
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  2. Old Account
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    Old Account

    Apr 17, 2015
    He probably didn't tip at all
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 17, 2015
    TIL that people tip prostitutes.
     
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  4. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Apr 17, 2015
    What do you give them? 10, 20%? Depending on the service?
     
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  5. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Apr 17, 2015
    i imagine timmy had a daunte culpepper jersey for her. road jersey, the white one.
     
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  6. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Apr 17, 2015
    Culpeper?He had a Adrian Peterson jersey on to let her know a paddling is a coming if she gets out of line.
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Apr 17, 2015
    Probably gave her just the tip
     
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  8. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Apr 17, 2015
    That's probably all that could fit... Amirite Timmy?
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Apr 17, 2015
    Probably all there was... Amirite Timmy?
     
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  10. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Apr 17, 2015
    In all seriousness... Timmy just isn't very suave and he doesn't give a s--- about anything that girls are interested in. That makes it hard to meet ladies.

    I'm sure one day he'll meet a chick that will be kinda cute and cool and she'll pursue the f--- out of Timmy and be a clingly girlfriend and he'll be miserable, but takened.
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Apr 17, 2015
    I have 100% success with cam girls, AMP girls, strippers and escorts.
     
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Apr 18, 2015
    0% success rate.

    Don't really have the confidence, a bit too self-conscious.
     
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    Juney Dark Art Deco Killer Mango

    Apr 18, 2015
    there's been a few girls that didn't look at me twice back in middle school/high school, but other than that, now
    [​IMG]
     
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    SaviorOfS80 The Second Cumming

    Apr 18, 2015
    Sometimes you got on some a--- for a night with the boys
     
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    SaviorOfS80 The Second Cumming

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    Drunk af when I wrote that
     
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Apr 18, 2015
    im in highschool still so i'd say 8-9/10

    f---ing white b------s is so easy since teenage girls are so brain dead
     
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    Meero Ay ay ay

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    Classic thread
     
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    sxneighty123 ⚡

    Apr 18, 2015
    You remind me of bizarre so much
     
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

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    lmfao please god no
     
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    @FlawlessT
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