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Serious Almost died today. Glad to see you guys again

Started by Oldboy, Apr 28, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Apr 28, 2016
    yesterdsy i had extreme case of food poison but decided not to go to the hospital. Around 3 am i started getting ridiclous cramps all over , the pain was much deeper than anything i ever felt. Around 5 am while throwing up i had 7-8 cramps all over and i legit passed out. My wife discovered me on the floor an hour later and they took me to hospital and most of my body stopped functioning cuz of how dry i got and my kidney got effected

    I was told i came very close to dying

    Like i will miss the chance to hear Views, Ha !

    I am leaving the hospital now and coming home
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

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    @Mike Tyson and @Slyk u aint getting rid of me yet
     
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  3. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

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    Blessed
     
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  4. Jordan
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    Jordan ⛴⛵️✈️

    Apr 28, 2016
    thank god you're still here bro
     
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  5. Bains
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    Bains Purspective

    Apr 28, 2016
    Dude holy s---, sorry to hear this happened. Glad to hear you're ok tho!! Just in time for views
     
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  6. Jordan
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    Apr 28, 2016
    :wiggins:
     
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  7. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 28, 2016
    wow lmao i just had a vision of this site post-koolo
     
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  8. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Apr 28, 2016
    Did u microwave leftover fish?
     
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  9. Oldboy
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    Apr 28, 2016
    Who woulda thought you could die from being too dry
     
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    Apr 28, 2016
    Mac
     
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  11. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

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    so did they pump your stomach and then give you fluids to re-hydrate you? thank god your wife found you holy f---
     
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  12. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Apr 28, 2016
    :khaled:

    So glad ur alright tho, thats crazy
     
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  13. Oldboy
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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Oldboy
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    Yea. They gave me literally 9 huge cases of fluids for like 8 hours
     
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  15. Jordan
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    Apr 28, 2016
    I'm shocked bro. that's like something I didn't expect happening today, so glad you're leaving the hospital now
     
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    Nick (;

    Apr 28, 2016
    Not worried


    Cause



    kings never die
     
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  17. Bojack
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    Apr 28, 2016
    I hope you can afford losing some more liquids when Views drop. :emoji_wink:


    Get well soon fam
     
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  18. Lucy
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    Apr 28, 2016
    just got home from visiting my m9 in hospital. they smell like f---. i hope you make a quick recovery and gtfo of there asap
     
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Apr 28, 2016
    d--- life is short.

    Glad you're ok.
     
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  20. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Apr 28, 2016
    sheesh, gotta just trust your instincts sometimes

    glad you're safe though bb
     
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