Jul 8, 2024 Hello fellow garbanzos. I will be rating each track off of TDOSS on a scale of beans with the lowest being garbanzo beans and the highest tier yet to be revealed (you will have to guess how much I love each bean based on how I rate the track). Other Legumes qualify for the scale, as well. I will edit my post here as I listen through the album. Marshall has requested I do this as part of the NFBRS (New Fair Bean Rating System) to help create a scale rating that provides more nuance than purely numbers. Ratings are subject to change as the album settles into my digestive system. With that being said, allow me to get to rating what we have so far: REMINDER: I am basing my ratings off my personal taste in beans, it's up to you to guess how that scale falls. Beanaissance - Great Northern Habeans - Kidney Troubean - Great Northern Brand New Bean - Black Eyed Peas Beanvil - Gigante Lucifer - Lima Antichrist - Royal Corona Fuel(ed by Beans) - Black Road Rage - Refried Beans (cooked in lard) Houbeanie - Cannellini Guilty Conscience 2 - Lima Head Honcho - Pinto Temporary - Flageolets Bad Bean - Canary Tobean - Mung Somebody Save Bean - Pinto Bonus Tracks: After having listened to bonus tracks, I don't feel they're even worth rating. Give me back my $25.98 Marshall!!!! Album Cover - Lentils; lentils keep you full, nourished, and satiated. The album artwork dropped early week of release, giving us more hype and feeding us enough to get to release night. I look forward to spirited debate. Increase your fiber intake for clean, easy digestion and a healthy colon as we approach the verbal constipation that will be TDOSS.
Jul 9, 2024 There's an argument to be made that you're the best poster on this site right next to @Tarzan
Jul 12, 2024 I’ve bean delayed in my ratings due to being called to attend an open viewing of somebody who passed suddenly. I will update and apply the bean ratings once this personal matter is sorted out.
Jul 14, 2024 Bean! Great review! I really enjoyed this! Please check out my review thread as well! Invite your friends!
Jul 17, 2024 this thread didn't get the attention it deserves. @Beans typed this while at a funeral and still managed to outshine every other stan on the forum. I review this review as a garbanzo
Jul 17, 2024 Thank you all for joining my review thread. It’s been a great ride and I’m still bumping this album. Threw it on some Sony XM4s I bought today and I think every song still settles exactly where I thought in the bean rating spectrum.
