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Cringiest thing you ever did?

Started by Oldboy, Mar 28, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Mar 28, 2015
    its the weekend..lets share funny story?

    please share

    i will think of something
     
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  2. Kon
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    Kon

    Mar 28, 2015
    Koolo trying to trick one of us into an exposure thread...
     
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  3. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Mar 28, 2015
    Used to wear cargo shorts.
    Was an Eminem fan.
    Dated a devout Christian who was in show choir.
    Almost got alcohol poisoning and s--- my pants.
     
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  4. LasiK
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    LasiK d-mn fine coffee

    Mar 28, 2015
    I was quite the comedian when I was a child. Shortly before my Dad remarried, I would often tell this tale of how children need their parents around to do things like help them wipe on the toilet, cook food, and drive them around and whatever. I was probably 4 or 5 when he remarried and they wanted me to get up on stage and do my little rant at the reception. I got up there in front of the microphone, said "Kids need parents to help them wipe," heard my own prepubescent toddler a--- voice for the first time echo through a silent reception hall, and froze like a deer caught in the headlines. I managed to mumble out few umm's after that before rushing off the stage.

    Not too bad of a cringe story as I was just a little guy but it's my first time feeling truly embarrassed and self-conscious.
     
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  5. tm87
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    tm87

    Mar 28, 2015
    f----- a girl several times 5 years older than me at work in the store when I was 18 as a senior in high school. There was a room in the back downstairs where you can lock the door . She was a total slut thinking back at it now. She actually helped me learn a lot of s--- in bed though and would bite the h--- out of your body when you'd f--- her. She recently married and with a kid. Definitely not the type id trust to marry.
     
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  6. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Mar 28, 2015
    HAHA
     
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  7. tm87
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    tm87

    Mar 28, 2015
    f--- every Jew here

    Also do you have to watch my recent posts tab on my page and read every single post I make? It's getting kind of weird. I promise Res and I aren't planning some major troll for sept. 16.
     
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  8. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Mar 28, 2015
    wut?
     
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  9. tm87
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    tm87

    Mar 28, 2015
    I spoke too much. I can speak no more. For my master will be angry with me.
     
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  10. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Mar 28, 2015
    :deadpoolwtf:ok...ill hold you to that promise
     
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  11. Old Account
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    Old Account

    Mar 28, 2015
    about time
     
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  12. because the internet
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    because the internet

    Mar 28, 2015
    Bought tickets for a Macklemore concert
     
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    rapmusik 4

    Mar 28, 2015
    :laff:
     
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  14. poopdogg
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    poopdogg Retired

    Mar 28, 2015
    used to wear pyrex shorts..........
     
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    because the internet

    Mar 28, 2015
    and then I went to it.........
     
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  16. tm87
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    tm87

    Mar 28, 2015
    You finally realized I trolled the h--- out of you in general and always laughed and mocked you to posters behind your back? I was wondering when you would catch on.

    Anyways carry on with the thread people.
     
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  17. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Mar 28, 2015
    I saw a Macklemore concert and met him after the show in like 2006 before he got addicted to drugs and stopped making music. for awhile.

    lol @ him getting famous
     
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  18. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    pHiLLip fARkLe Goofiest Poster on the Forum, Ever.

    Mar 28, 2015
    i saw a macklemore concert for free like a year ago
     
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  19. Mike02
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    Mike02

    Mar 28, 2015
    Freshman year of high school I wore a Dennis Rodman Rodzilla t-shirt to school and got picked on BAD. Like real bad. I almost took a sick day the next day cuz I was so embarrassed.

    [​IMG]

    Senior year I wore a D12 shirt to school and got picked on pretty bad for that too. I only wore both those shirts in public once and never touched them again.
     
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    because the internet

    Mar 28, 2015
    Even worse, that Macklemore concert was my first ever concert. but when people ask what my 1st was I never count it and just say Eminem @ Wembley
     
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