Jul 22, 2015 At the urinals? While you're shi--ing? Is it okay at the sink after all embarrassing noises and bowel movements have passed? Discuss
Jul 22, 2015 If someone starts peeing next to me at the urinal I'll start backing up slowing and challenge them to a distance peeing contest to see who has the longest range.
Jul 22, 2015 if there shi--ing i say "d--- n----- what u eat?" if there peeing i say "i know your d-ck aint as long as u peeing right now" if there washing there hands i say "d--- n----- did u dive in the toilet?"
Jul 22, 2015 Does anyone not use the piss walls? I swear to f--- almost every time I use one, my d-ck uses hydro cannon and my piss sprays off the wall onto my pants and shoes. Not much, but I don't want any piss on my clothes thanks, so I go straight for the normal toilet.
Jul 22, 2015 Mod def, I'm undefeated though. I don't know if you want it (no h---) my boys nicknamed me Peruvian Sniper.
Jul 22, 2015 I know a lot of people who never s--- anywhere except at their home (except when they have no other option). I don't have that problem at all as long as it's not a disgusting toilet
Jul 22, 2015 I have one rule for bathroom etiquette, and for life in general. If your penis is in your hand you can't talk to me
Jul 22, 2015 No but I knew this one guy who used to like to make eye contact with me when I was pissing lol
