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Funny After Surgery Thread

Started by PVRO, Aug 4, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. PVRO
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    PVRO King of all things Pepe's

    Aug 4, 2015
    I'm bout to get my wisdom teeth pulled out tomorrow (I need to take out all 4) and they are knocking me out for it. Hopefully I won't have any funny moments but if I do I'll make sure to post em up here for all to watch / read.

    What about you? Do yall have funny moments after being woken up post - surgery? If so let the world know
     
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  2. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 4, 2015
    Last summer my left lung 48% collapsed. So to put in the chest tube, they gave me a combination of Probafol and Kettamine.

    That s--- was :whew:

    When I woke up, I thought I was dreaming. Shapes were spinning everywhere and I was seeing all of these colors and s---. When that finally stopped everything looked sooooo weird. It was like being high in GTA 5 times 1,000,000,000. All of my audio is and visual senses were heavily distorted. Anyway, while enjoying my K-Trip, I COULD NOT STOP CURSING!!! That wouldn't have been a big deal, except for the fact that I was in the pediatric wing :bookah: (they put me there because it was closer and my situation was urgent).
    At one point my dad said "C'mon man, we're in the pediatric wing." I then replied by saying "Really? OOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUCK"

    Then my grandma went on to talk about doing acid in the sixties :lolbron:

    About 30 minutes into my K-Trip, I developed a temporary lisp, turned to the male nurse (who was black) and said "I sound like Mike Tyson."

    Don't judge me, it was Kettamine :dew:
     
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  3. LasiK
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    LasiK d-mn fine coffee

    Aug 4, 2015
    I had my wisdom teeth removed in October. First time having surgery. I was terrified. I remember them giving me the IV, and then as I was fading I asked them if the lights always looked swirly. I woke up in an outpatient chair as the friendliest f---er to ever set foot in that hospital. I was waving to everyone I could, greeting those within earshot with a "hello, friend", and thanking the nurses and doctors for doing a stellar job.

    then the tylenol w/ codeine was nice. coziest 2 weeks of my life.
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Aug 4, 2015
    After I had sinus surgery, there was still blood draining down the back of my throat and the first thing I remember is just hocking bloody loogies (with my eyes still closed) all over the blanket in front of me. As I slowly came back into consciousness, the nurse told me I had to stop spitting so I kept spitting at the her and said "NO! I WANT TO GO HOME."
     
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    Aug 4, 2015
    :scust:
     
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  6. PVRO
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    PVRO King of all things Pepe's

    Aug 5, 2015
    Some funny stuff going on in here. Well I'm off to the place in about 30 mins. Wish me luck fam
     
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  7. PVRO
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    PVRO King of all things Pepe's

    Aug 5, 2015
    Just woke up, I've been out of the surgery place for like 4 hours but I just woke up and the anesthesia wore off. My mom told me that I tried to sing that one song by RHQ where he goes "how much you make? 1 hunned thousand dollas". She said that was funny especially when I got to his "ooh oh oh ohhhh" part
     
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  8. Lil Wayne
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    Aug 5, 2015
    good stuff man lol

    watching people when the anathesia wears off is usually hailarious
     
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  9. Clive
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    Clive Mind Over Matter And Soul Before Flesh

    Aug 5, 2015
    I remember getting my wisdom teeth taken out back in first year University. They were all broken through the skin, I decided to get all 4 taken out instead of doing 2 then coming back. It was quite the experience and one tooth took forever to come out. Anyways it's done, my mouth is bleeding, I got a ton of freezing and drooling everywhere. I leave the dental place to walk next door to the pharmacy for T3's. I step outside and mind you it's April here (Canada), there's a nice layer of ice on the path way. I'm rocking some white Superstar 2 Adidas shoes... I start to walk a bit groggy... I then begin to slip a little and try catching myself only to go into a muffled slurring spew of words, blood and spit dripping out my mouth. I head into the pharmacy and slur the prescription... I tells ya I felt like Cosmo Kramer in the episode when he was wearing those jump shoes lol.
     
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  10. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM PRIME WILL BE BACK

    Aug 5, 2015
    I don't have any funny after surgery situations, but I threw up on my dentist once...
    :hov4:
     
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  11. Yungeraserhead
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    Aug 5, 2015
    always thought people faked that s--- for youtube lol
     
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  12. PVRO
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    PVRO King of all things Pepe's

    Aug 5, 2015
    Heck no man, you gotta be under to feel it 100% real. My mom told me that I sounded like an exact replica of RHQ when I was rapping that song :'(:'( but rn post surgery hurt like a mof-. The bottom right side is killwe but everything else doesn't hurt
     
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    Ya I believe you hahaha but at least you felt good AF coming out of surgery
     
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    PVRO King of all things Pepe's

    Aug 5, 2015
    that's true, but now Ik how drunk people feel, I couldn't walk and s---. Needed a wheelchair fam
     
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  15. JayEmGe
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    Aug 6, 2015
    Wtf I got my bottom two wisdom teeth pulled out like a year ago but they only gave me shots to numb my mouth. Weird how they have to put other people down
     
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    JayEmGe Funky Monk

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    I wish I would've been put to sleep. It was cringe af hearing them break/crack them off
     
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