Girl on Snapchat "saves" gopher tortoise by throwing it into a pond

Started by Flacko, Sep 25, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

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    :whylie:
     
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    Why didn't she gently place it into the pond?
     
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    they cant swim
     
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    ... are you serious?
     
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    dead serious
     
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    "Saves."
     
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    smh, i didn't know that. thats why i woulda placed it at the edge so if it wanted to go it could have. dumb b----
     
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    A few months ago a turtle was crossing the road. So I got out my car and wanted to pick it up and put him in the grass but he "ran" and peed all over. Couldn't climb up the curb tho so I still had to pick him up :allears:
     
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    What a whor-. I hope someone throws her in a pond
     
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    wtf usually I just lay them gently and let them walk into the pond, shes f---ing basura, throwing it in like that lmao
     
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    I wonder if I'll ever find her stuck on top of a roof somewhere

    I'll save her by gently throwing her over the edge back into civilization.
     
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    Wtf
     
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    That b---- gonna get death threats for that
     
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    Snapchat the goat
     
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    :wth:
     
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    I'm still laughing at this 50 years later lmaooo
     
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    That tortoise's name was stan
     
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    f---ing slut b---- tbh.
     
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