Handling liquor?

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  1. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Mar 24, 2015
    I've casually drank before but I've never gotten turnt. I made a bet with this 21 year old girl I could beat her shot to shot. I'm tryna smash, so someone tell me how to handle my liquor
     
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

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    great song but if I'm gonna get lucky I have to out drink her need real tips
     
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

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    If you're a lightweight you're gonna throw up. To handle liquor better, you gotta drink more and gradually increase your tolerance. Sometimes its genetics doe. Make sure you're not on an empty stomach and maybe drink water in between shots if she isnt looking.
     
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    I heard you need a new fad (a new girl)
    I heard you need a new stack (a new girl)
    I heard you need a new phone (a new girl)
    I know your 'rents ain't be home (a new girl)
     
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    If she's 21 and you're 15 then you're f-----. Habituation takes experience. Maybe if you're a lot bigger than her. Even then you're going to be too wasted to collect if you've never done it before. Save face and let her win. Getting belligerent or sick and having to be taken care of would be a huge strike against you.
     
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    The water doesnt work very well...This works best... I FOUND MYSELF DRINKING MORE WITHOUT THROWING UP AND THE NEXT DAY BARELY ANY HANGOVER
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    Will let her win, but I'm almost certain shed give it up if I outdo her, Im not sure I could close otherwise.
     
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    Do a line of coke before or pop a few addys. If not, you won't be able to go shot to shot if you've never been blackout drunk.
     
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    Addys have no affect on me I've been taking 500mg a day since I was like 5 for severe anxiety and ADHD and I'm not doing coke, any other ideas?
     
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    Bring a jack bottle filled with ice tea and act drunk.
     
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    Tell her you need somebody to hold onto you feel like you're going to faint.
     
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    The best Thing i know is to Drink sunflower oil, also move as much as you can while you drink, eat high calorie Food before you Drink, and try always to keep your Brain thinkin
     
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    will do
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

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    Having a full stomach is really the only thing that will help you without building up a tolerance over the years.
     
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    Eat an entire loaf (1 foot long at least) of French bread before drinking, it'll soak up the alcohol and you'll feel like s---

    98c at Walmart ;0
     
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    you are f-----
     
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  19. Lucy
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    A 21 yr old girl drinking vs a 15 yr old dude. Sounds like an even playing field to me.
     
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    Smoke some crack first you won't even feel a fifth. Wait you're underage, you can't drink dumbass.
     
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