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Have you ever injured someone?

Started by SHUDEYE, Oct 12, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Oct 12, 2015
    Not necessarily through violence like as in an altercation. Any of you ever been f---in around with a friend and they've gone and broken a bone, or you're playin football and take out some guy too f---in hard? Some of you tried to reenact Jackass?

    The only thing I've done is knock someone out. Nothing else a part from some scratches and bruises while f---in around.

    Nothing too serious btw I don't wanna hear car crash stories or anything... just s--- you might have gone and done when you know you probably went too hard or probably shouldn't have done. Or a decent revenge story is always good
     
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    you guys ever play chicken on the monkey bars in preschool? where one person gets on each side and meets at the middle and try to kick eachother off with their feet? well I did that, and won and apparently the kid had to go to the hospital but I didn't know anything happened cus He wasn't really complaining at the time. then the teachers told me the next day that he went home and that's when he started complaining about his head, he ended up being okay. we just weren't allowed to play chicken anymore.


    don't mess with me!!!
     
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  3. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Oct 12, 2015
    I broke this kids leg after pulling him of his bike
     
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  4. Nori
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    Oct 12, 2015
    Gave my gf an anal fissure last night
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    I get those a lot a, good home remedy is to put coconut oil around the anus before pooping
     
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    :noah2:
     
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  7. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Oct 12, 2015
    Chicken was actually pretty much the first thing I was expecting for a response. I swear there was an issue with that once a week in kinder etc. Haha everyone's got a chicken/monkey bars related story I swear
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    I actually had a random memory pop the other day. Someone's party, me and some other girl were playing some tennis, I hit the ball full force and it ended up whacking her right in the middle of her face, poor thing.


    I also ran over two children, on separate occasions, while riding my bike a couple of years ago. I was not in the wrong and it was completely their fault so I don't feel too bad.
     
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    :ummmm:
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    With football tackled a guy, he fell on his wrist. Not sure if it was broken but it was at least bruised.
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    lol yeah I think I have more stories of me injuring myself cus I'm clumsy af
     
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  12. because the internet
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    because the internet

    Oct 12, 2015
    In Year 5 I stabbed this kid with a pencil and the led broke in their skin. twas banter
     
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  13. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Oct 12, 2015
    I did the same thing in year 4, for banter related reasons also:emeh:
     
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  14. K18 El Duderino
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    Oct 12, 2015
    During baseball practice one day in my sophomore year of highschool I threw a baseball and the kid looked away right as I threw it and it hit him square in the nose. He had a really bad nosebleed but didn't break it. Just looked f----- up for about a week
     
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  15. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

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    I remember in about year 6 standing behind a tall guy I didn't overly like. I was about 7 metres away and I was holding a coin. I thought there would be no chance I'd hit him but thought it was worth a go and I thought I'd see how far I could throw it if it missed him anyway. We just seemed to have this phase of throwing things either at people or just to see how far we could.

    Literally as square in the back of the head as it could possibly be.:lmaooo:

    The sound of that PING! He was fine tho. I think.
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    I accidentally broke a n----s arm during swim practice. So basically what happened was, I was on my lane doing some 100m butterfly races, this r----- for some f----- up reason chose to cross my lane while I was racing. My guy had it coming, u don't cross my lane, so I smacked him right into next week practice, which resulted in a broken arm for him. s--- hurt like crazy
     
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  17. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Oct 12, 2015
    - in 6th grade a kid pulled my sister's hair on the bus so I bent back his thumb very far til he was bawling
    - once I was camping with a few families and we were skipping rocks, my brother was about 10 yards ahead of me, kneeling over for a while. He stood up right as I threw a rock, and it smacked him hard in the face

    That's all I can remember atm
     
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  18. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 12, 2015
    I stabbed my cousin in the arm when I was 13 or 14 because he dared me to. It didn't go deep but he bled a lot and still has a scar
     
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  19. Nick
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    Pushed my cousin off the couch because she took my rock wrestling figure away from me. She broke her arm
    :rockyhmm:
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    I broke some kids collarbone when I used to wrestle, broke another kids wrist during a football game, bone was sticking out it was pretty gross, and accidentally punched one of my friends teeth out while drinking
     
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